He should be wishing for working legs and not snack cakes.
If I was dealt the hand ETM got, I would be the most vile, bitter creature on the planet. I hope the adversity is good for him to at least keep him vital, but it must be pretty bad living with all of his health issues. He is a greedy SOB, but at least seems to have a better work ethic than the truly despicable like high pitch. He is also one of the few who will actually stand up to Howie...
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