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    how will you be celebrating thanksgiving????

    are you really thankful for anything or is it just a day to relax watch football eat and get fucked up?
    is it just another thursday in kanader?
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    how did thanxgiving come to be the turkee holocaust????
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    didja ever think about stiking yer dick in the turkee carcass???
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    I am going to teh inlaws, staying sober (somewhat) and helping with the dishes and deep fryer. Friday I am going fishing for 2 days with the guys, not staying sober.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph View Post
    I am going to teh inlaws, staying sober (somewhat) and helping with the dishes and deep fryer. Friday I am going fishing for 2 days with the guys, not staying sober.
    aaaah...I knew yu were going somewhere with all that sobery dishy stuff...enjoy....
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    Having a family gathering with in-laws and all, turkey, dressing all the fixings. We go around the table, each person expressing thanks for things during the year. Tears will flow and hugs will happen.


    Then about midnight we knock the shit out of people to buy stuff.

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    My father's had a really fucked-up year as far as his health goes and he doesn't deserve it! Nothing to be thankful for! There is no God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, Matthew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    My father's had a really fucked-up year as far as his health goes and he doesn't deserve it! Nothing to be thankful for! There is no God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, Matthew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I'm very thankful. I'm invited so some new friends house, it will be about 15 people.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    My father's had a really fucked-up year as far as his health goes and he doesn't deserve it! Nothing to be thankful for! There is no God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, Matthew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    My father's had a really fucked-up year as far as his health goes and he doesn't deserve it! Nothing to be thankful for! There is no God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, Matthew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Are you retarded. He doesn't deserve Thanksgiving because he's been sick? How fucking selfish and inconsiderate are you? Are you an Aries?
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    My father's had a really fucked-up year as far as his health goes and he doesn't deserve it! Nothing to be thankful for! There is no God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you, Matthew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He's alive isn't he? I'd say be thankful for that as opposed to the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    Are you retarded. He doesn't deserve Thanksgiving because he's been sick? How fucking selfish and inconsiderate are you? Are you an Aries?
    Holy shit. You must be the absolute dumbest fuck alive.
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezedbyfate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingGums View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    you know i wasnt laughing about your dad.....the fuck matthew part was amuzing for some reason....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Holy shit. You must be the absolute dumbest fuck alive.
    You are a lot dumber than I am, so no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DogStar69 View Post
    You are a lot dumber than I am, so no.
    Just, wow
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Just, wow
    Says the dumb guy.

    I didn't hate you before Chriza, but keep pushing or get off my dick.
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheezedbyfate View Post
    you know i wasnt laughing about your dad.....the fuck matthew part was amuzing for some reason....
    That was meant to be funny.

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