Why does The Beib keep grabbing his pecker?

[shockingmary]

[Brokenbad]

"Leave the tender young morsel guy alone. He's got the wall coming up fast."

[Jon Hein is God]

Please stand by for JHIG

[DICKWAD]

His Nub keeps going inside.

[ohmicah]

I used to work with twins who would grab their pecker every time they talked. I doubt they even knew they were doing it.

Those guys would work like no ones business though. They made the rest of the crew look really bad. Maybe it was the fact that they've always worked together, while there was always some bullshit slowing down other workers.

[schnauzer]

Itchy clit

[HowieStearn]

hes tryin to find it

[crazypreacher]

Checking if the tuck and tape job is secure.

[Mike in Houston]

He's saying, "Yo Wiggy! Suck this!"

[killallposers]

he has to keep checking to see if it turned into a vagina yet.

[Snotty]

Knocking the dust out of his twat............

[SouthernListen]

That's a girl in a gender-bending tour-de-force!