View Poll Results: Name the most Pathetic Howard move on AGT

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  • Facial expressions

    1 2.70%
  • Going on stage

    8 21.62%
  • Dance moves

    4 10.81%
  • intro moves

    3 8.11%
  • He's America's judge

    21 56.76%
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  1. #21
    Loud Mouth Drunk

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    It's none of the above...although they all made him look like a fag.

    The single most pathetic moment of AGT was when Howard said the following sentence:

    "Yea I don't eat chicken....I'm not a bird vampire"

    One of..if not THE most ridiculous things Ive ever heard him say.

    What makes it even douchier is that he looks like a cross between a bird and a vampire.

  2. #22
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    I didn't see a minute of it but I have no clue how anybody could possibly isolate any one of those moments posted on here from the others as the worst. It's like asking what moment on the show since 1998 was Benjy's unfunniest, DePace's stupidest, RTLD's douchiest, Howard's most hypocritical, or Robin's most obnoxious.
    Last edited by ClumpyStern; 11-18-2012 at 07:05 PM.
    Completely stopped listening to the trainwreck called THSS in January 2012 except for turning it on in the bathroom when I shit or shower and I wish I'd pulled the plug the day Artie left. It's so bad that I've actually gotten out of the shower to turn it the fuck off.

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    The most pathetic moment for Howard during AGT was when he placed his hand by his angry mouth and thrusted it forward to Nick. I cannot tell you the sleepless nights I've had over that annoying move.
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  4. #24
    When Howard was a judge on a nationally televised show that named a dog act as the winner.

    As an aside. I wonder if Howard realizes that they totally neutered him on AGT. They made him seem like a milk toast kind of guy. Poor Howard, all those years of people saying how outrageous he was then to show America a Howard who was just a kitten.

  5. #25
    The getting up on stage shit. He talked the whole time before the show that it was all about the performers and in his finest narcissistic bullshit, he's up on stage all the time to turn it to himself.

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    I haven't seen a single episode of AGT but from what I've seen on here, the most telling was him dancing with those fags on stage. He clearly wanted some of that dick so he got up and danced with them.

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    Being from the UK I was lucky enough to miss it all since ITV 2 which normally shows AGT, decided to not bother showing Howard's irrelevant one and went for Britneys X Factor instead
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  8. #28
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    America's judge. It proves that in his mind he still thinks he is relevant.
    I know. And he failed in the ratings and didn't get nominated for People's Favorite Judge or whatever the fuck that is. Yet he still acts like he's dominated it. That God-like complex gets worse every year. Suddenly 2011 wasn't all that bad.
    Howard Stern: We were just taking pictures. I'm practicing, I'm learning how to work my camera. So I took some and she said "Submit them to Hampton's Magazine, so it's very nice. But the problem is, if I known it was a cover...

  9. #29
    piece a shit had to glomm onto the contestant's time to shine with his 'cutting edge' jerry lewis antics..
    bastard cuckold fool.
    the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit

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