Some sexual tips for you men trying to get it right.

[Mack]

slippy's not exaggerating how good he looks. in his wedding outfit he looked like a GQ model.

Yeah, he did.

[Babs]

Bait?

[newcastlefan]

they charge too much for that now, especially since they no longer have access to the preferred airline clubs.

[flathead]

they charge too much for that now, especially since they no longer have access to the preferred airline clubs.

they charge too much for the Gold card. I gave mine up after 27 years. Fuck em and their fee.

[GHP]

that's the fantasy married women tell young boys. they don't learn the truth until its too late. married people just cannot understand marriage is not for everyone. people are an ache, sort of like arthritis. you have to suffer with it during life, but you don't have to marry the pain.

Like I said, devoted singles will never understand

[sarnie]

When you choke a bitch out...don't rest your 200 lbs against her chest bone. Makes us sore for days.

When we're getting "close" - don't suddenly decide to switch up the pace or position. Then we gotta start all over again.

Don't fucking narrate...that's just irritating.

S'all I got for the moment, but I'm sure I'll think of a few more.

good luck with this slippy