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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post

    Does this mean Ass Napkin has a shot at this flat chested slut?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnElegant 1 View Post
    She's probably dated a couple but the rest are just matches made by publicists to get their client's names in the press. They arrange a dinner,alert the paparazzi and the rest falls into place
    for her sake, hope so, otherwise...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    That poor bastard, looks very close to death.
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    Nothing sexier than a bony chest . Look at those ribs, mmmmm.
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    So worthless and so proud of it. Where's an Einsatzgruppen when you need one?
    Quote Originally Posted by Beer Chugger View Post

    Does this mean Ass Napkin has a shot at this flat chested slut?
    Boyfights champion '79-'83

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mcfly View Post
    Let's see, wierd eyes, no tits, no ass, giant teeth, and no real talent to speak of... I just don't get it, at all.
    But if the pattern sticks, she must be amazing with animoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    for her sake, hope so, otherwise...
    I think its this with a hearty helping of a belief in unicorns, Rainbows, And various girly bullshit that dudes find annoying........It's nice for their GF's...But we're NOT your GF's....................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Lumberg fucked her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bznick View Post
    This needs 'Splainin......I have no references..........
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    This needs 'Splainin......I have no references..........
    From the movie Office Space..That's the character Bill Lumbergh, the guy's boss who thinks banged his girlfriend. This is him imagining it.
    Last edited by bznick; 11-19-2012 at 08:46 AM. Reason: spelling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Lumberg fucked her.
    Ummm...yeah...


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    more info, verification, whatever, on the 'anal on the first date' thing, please

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimney Portions View Post
    What's with that faggotry? "Uhh...I think she's hot so if you don't, you're either a liar or a virgin." Wow, clever shit.
    The truth doesn't have to be clever....

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    I read somewhere that her list is a who's who of closeted gays, these pictures have only confirmed it. The publicists get together, paparazzi are notified, pictures are taken. Gay disney boys etc who are trying to sell to middle American pre-teens get a beard, she gets some press, everyone is happy.

    It's an old game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UnElegant 1 View Post
    She's probably dated a couple but the rest are just matches made by publicists to get their client's names in the press. They arrange a dinner,alert the paparazzi and the rest falls into place
    you beat me to it
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    While I heard the name I didn't really become famliar with her until the VMA kanye west incedent.

    Like nearly everybody else I felt sorry for her and though West was being a rude douche.

    Now I find her incredibly annoying. Especially that phony "surprised and overwhelmed" look she always gives when she wins awards. I never could stand her music and I don't find tall, skinny women with no curves attractive.

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