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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Time Bandit View Post
    saw a woman who could pass for my ex...
    really made me miss her
    You're on to something here. I've noticed a resemblance to a couple gals I"ve known over the years and all it does is make me want to fuck them again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LobsterTails View Post
    I recently saw a film with Ron Jeremy and thought "wow that face is my wife's"...not the body though, my wife has got a smaller cock.

    Does she have the same mustache?


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    What would be scary...............Watching a porno and discovering your Mom.

    Poor kids-Now that's fucked up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    What would be scary...............Watching a porno and discovering your Mom.

    Poor kids-Now that's fucked up.
    Now THAT would be disturbing...
    I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning? He had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok. - Stewie Griffin

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    Quote Originally Posted by kippy View Post
    Does she have the same mustache?

    Unfortunately, yes!

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    Yes. There was one that I thought looked like your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woof View Post
    What would be scary...............Watching a porno and discovering your Mom.

    Poor kids-Now that's fucked up.
    And with the internet that is going to happen a lot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MGD View Post
    Yes. There was one that I thought looked like your wife.
    Was that you? Damn...she said she could barely feel your nub.
    I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning? He had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok. - Stewie Griffin

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    I keep hoping to see my ex-wife. For some reason seeing her rotund body getting plowed by some black dude would very funny.

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    ya, my wife is built like tyler stevenz, small petite long blond hair so whenever i see that type on screen, its like i'm there after getting her drunk of course.
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    My wife is blond, fake tits, and had her pussy hair lasered off so yeah, they all look like her. Or at least they will in ten years.
    I am embracing my inner asshole.

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    I live in Prague, and they have this great porn series called Czech Streets or Fast Prague (Rychly Prague). They interview girls on the street and offer them lots of money for sex. One of the girls was an aquaintance of mine at the gym. Unfortunately, she just was stopped on the street and answered some questions- she was disgusted by the guy and walked away. But I was like wow- if she would have said yest that would have been the best ever.

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    no because i'm smart enough not to have a wife
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    one of my exes was identical to a porn star, not in body (ex-wifeys boobs were bigger).
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Yes, but because I went out and found a GF who looked just like the chicks in my favorite porn and happened also to be a super-nice girl who didn't give a shit about anything I didn't give a shit about...those last two parts are why it took like a decade...but it was fun looking...
    Completely stopped listening to the trainwreck called THSS in January 2012 except for turning it on in the bathroom when I shit or shower and I wish I'd pulled the plug the day Artie left. It's so bad that I've actually gotten out of the shower to turn it the fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BethsZygote View Post


    I saw a Beth look alike in a porno before. dead serious btw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shockingmary View Post
    She looks more like Melissa Rivers.

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    into chubby porn, eh?
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