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Thread: Howard 100 lies...
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11-18-2012, 12:51 PM #101DS Supporter
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Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
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11-18-2012, 12:52 PM #102DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Ruffypup
and they were the most beautiful girls on a campus of 16,000 people, Robin! i dated hot models in college.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02
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11-18-2012, 02:52 PM #103DS Supporter
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So Beth was out last night so I masterbated ....
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11-18-2012, 03:01 PM #104The Ambassador Of Hate
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Beth is a "Supermodel" and "English Major" . . .
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11-22-2012, 08:51 PM #105DS Supporter
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'Web radio is where you get in your car and you have a SIM card in your car'
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11-22-2012, 09:14 PM #106Loud Mouth Drunk
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My friends wife is cheating on him...
Howard 100 & Howard 101, Know More Bullshit!
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11-25-2012, 01:23 AM #107Loud Mouth Drunk
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"I couldn't be with a woman who went out every night"
"I make women orgasm with sex" (which lasts 30 seconds)
"Ralph isn't gay"
"Nothing happened between me & Carmen Electra (, Rebecca Romijin-Stamos, Ralph, etc.)"
"A major terrestrial radio company wants to sign me" (before he re-signed with Sirius)
"I wanted to hire somebody for the Artie chair, but Sirius took my budget" (I guess the Queen Of All Litigation couldn't find a way to sue for breach of contract)
"They said they'd make me a partner Robin... A partner!!!"
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11-25-2012, 01:08 PM #108Bar Fly
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My wife does not get distracted by elevator buttons
Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.
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11-25-2012, 01:11 PM #109Bar Fly
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Baby sitter porn is my faaaaaaaavorite.
Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.
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11-25-2012, 01:27 PM #110Maverick
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I'm not predjuice
the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit
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11-25-2012, 03:22 PM #111DS Supporter
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That wasn't a lie Originally Posted by starlit dreamzz
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11-25-2012, 03:29 PM #112DS Supporter
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"I met Beth at a dinner party"
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