Gary uses his kids for a condom commercial.

[Beths Arab]

Booey uses condoms because Boss uses them. Whatever Boss does or says, Monkey boy agrees and does the same.

He uses them while he's ass fucking teenaged girls so he doesnt leave any booey dna behind.

[UncaDollas]

Tune in this week where Gary describes teaching his son the way to use lube on a girls asshole.

[FlaFlaFlunkie]

He uses them while he's ass fucking teenaged girls so he doesnt leave any booey dna behind.

Like that old monkey could actually get a teenaged girl.

[SouthernListen]

As far as my parents were concerned, everyone was built like a Barbie doll down there. Never said a word.

Your dad was a very smart man. My dad gave me the same speech. Grandfather told me to mary a fat girl that knows how to cook and treat her like a queen and you will die happy. He died fat and happy from heart disease so it's hard to argue with success.

[UncaDollas]

Then Gary called in his wife and let his son practice tearing that ass up.