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    Oh shit, I forgot to pick up my kids from practice because I got so high.

    Is something that I would never, ever say.


    Because I was smart enough not to have kids.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    What sport(s) do your offspring play Dave?

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    bravo
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    sup dave
    Sup.

    It's Friday. I ain'ts gots to go to work tomorrow. I'm getting fucked up tonight.

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    What sport(s) do your offspring play Dave?
    What?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    you should eat an oz of pot tonight

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    if only you were smart enough to quit making threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    you should eat an oz of pot tonight
    I'm in conservation mode at this time. I'm trying to stretch an oz out for 4 weeks, instead of the 3 it normally takes.

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    if only you were smart enough to quit making threads.
    I am one of the best thread starters.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Not really a good PS if it takes someone 10 minutes to figure it out.
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    I think it is normal for people to not want kids...good for you, Dave.

    Or, is this a case of no woman would get in a relationship/have sex with you situation?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    I think it is normal for people to not want kids...good for you, Dave.

    Or, is this a case of no woman would get in a relationship/have sex with you situation?
    Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

    Whatever.

    I'm just grateful either way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Half a dozen of one, six of the other.

    Whatever.

    I'm just grateful either way.
    I was kidding about the second part.

    But, it's too bad more people don't think the way you do...seriously.
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Not really a good PS if it takes someone 10 minutes to figure it out.
    GIMP! You're an old retard if that's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Is something that I would never, ever say.


    Because I was smart enough not to have kids.

    Im with you on this one bro me and my wife do what ever we want when we want we got lots of extra money why in the fuck would we ruin this to have some little shit head to take care of 18 years or more. Fuck that

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    Dave raising kids? scary.



    schmoopy having kids? impossible.

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    Praise Jesus.

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    i got 5 kids to feed

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    Dave raising kids? scary.



    schmoopy having kids? impossible.
    Schmoop saw what he did to his own dad's health, and figured he better not pull the same shit on himself.
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Is something that I would never, ever say.


    Because I was smart enough not to have kids.
    Very wise there sir!

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