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    Eatin Yams gridman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam View Post
    "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE"
    I am the walrus

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    BM's the walrus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    BM's the walrus.
    Cu cu ca cu cuckold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Cu cu ca cu cuckold.

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    I love you too Schmoopy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    My mom tells me I'm never going to get any thinner with this 2% stuff but it is delicious. Fuck her and her disgusting holier than thou boniness. She will shatter her hip one day while I will just roll gracefully off any curb I choose, all of my bones carefully tucked away in my blubber.
    Tell yer mom she can lick your sloppy taint

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    This is from my mom's email this morning.
    Sounds like she is prepping you for an arranged marriage.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    but a whole box would do you in

    The resultng excretion would probably be an all day affair.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    This is from my mom's email this morning.
    I would ask Santa for a different mommy.

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