Roger Moore doing funeral poetry

[UncaDollas]

It's not fun, it's not funny.

[Getthepoisonout]

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.

For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed,
revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;
one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.

Audrey Hepburn

[Obi Drunkenobe]

God I hope no one does anything that pompous at my funeral.

[BudBudha]

I can't finish this interview

[UncaDollas]

[Herc]

I don't want to die . . .

[UncaDollas]

I don't want to die . . .

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