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    Why are blaeks so much cooler than the whites?



    Jimi Hendrix? Cooler than the whites..

    Eddie Murphy? Cooler than the whites...

    Samuel L. Jackson? Cooler than the whites...

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    Eddie Murphy is most certainly NOT cool.

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    blacks have smaller penises.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJR View Post
    Eddie Murphy is most certainly NOT cool.
    He used to be.


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    most blacks smell like feet

    the exceptions are the coconut smelling blacks

    and the weed scented blacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post


    Jimi Hendrix? Cooler than the whites..

    Eddie Murphy? Cooler than the whites...

    Samuel L. Jackson? Cooler than the whites...
    White people are kinda lame.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    Blacks have to use lots of lotion or cocoa butter in the winter
    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    eddie murphy?!?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    Blacks have to use lots of lotion or cocoa butter in the winter
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    extra bone in their ankle.

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    I play black music on my guitar, only better.

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    Ive known a couple dorkie black people, They're not all cool.

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    you truly can find anything on google image search
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    you truly can find anything on google image search
    Chappelle Show clips are like the El Dorado of the internet, bro. Such legend, so few clues.

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    Eddie Murphy picks up transvestites.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    My negro Dre is cooler than me. When we go out he says to the waitresses and bartender chicks stuff like "Yeah listen sweetheart, bring my man Vyb a Harp and me a Smithwicks" all slick and whatnot. They love it. I could never pull it off.

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    If ya got no money you got to be cool to get laid.

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