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  1. #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    havent busted schmoopys balls in a while.
    It'll happen and when it does I'm sure you'll have other material except the same ones you used for the year and a half you've been on here. Come on shiv, admit it, you're guilty of it too. Just as bad.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    And she'd have a stinky vagina and a huge bush that I had to pick out of my teeth every day.

    I shall respect the law.
    If I wrote a prison sex scene out with you and a hot girl would you read it to me?
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    If I wrote a prison sex scene out with you and a hot girl would you read it to me?
    Please never do that. It's my healthy fear of bull-dykes that helps me respect the law. And I've already broken it more times than I care to admit to, so losing that fear with the prospects of a hot chick just wouldn't be helpful.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Please never do that. It's my healthy fear of bull-dykes that helps me respect the law. And I've already broken it more times than I care to admit to, so losing that fear with the prospects of a hot chick just wouldn't be helpful.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    YOU wanna take on a bull-dyke??????

    You first. Let me know how it goes.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    YOU wanna take on a bull-dyke??????

    You first. Let me know how it goes.
    The girl you would take on in the story would be feminine, sweet, petite and pure. I'm writing it now.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    The girl you would take on in the story would be feminine, sweet, petite and pure. I'm writing it now.
    Please give her alabaster skin, lovely but not too huge boobs, a well trimmed bush and slim thighs.

    Then set aside money for my bail in case I opt to see if I can make it happen.
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    She'd have a HUGE muffin top

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Please give her alabaster skin, lovely but not too huge boobs, a well trimmed bush and slim thighs.

    Then set aside money for my bail in case I opt to see if I can make it happen.
    She'll be shy too.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    She'd have a HUGE muffin top
    All of the ones in my nightmares do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    She'll be shy too.
    That storyline will never work. If she's shy, she can't bully me into lesbian shit. I'll hit on the prison guards before I give up on penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    That storyline will never work. If she's shy, she can't bully me into lesbian shit. I'll hit on the prison guards before I give up on penis.
    It's my story and I'm the warden and all guards are tall sexy dominatrix type women. You'll do it, the girl will be scared, you being nurturing will hold her, tell her it will be all right...
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Swayze pulling up behind GHP....unfounded, but I think it's cause of whomever logged into the account tonight. This is my favorite Swayze character.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    It's my story and I'm the warden and all guards are tall sexy dominatrix type women. You'll do it, the girl will be scared, you being nurturing will hold her, tell her it will be all right...
    I'm not reading this story. Not enough cock for me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    It's my story and I'm the warden and all guards are tall sexy dominatrix type women. You'll do it, the girl will be scared, you being nurturing will hold her, tell her it will be all right...
    When was the last time you got some pussy, dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I'm not reading this story. Not enough cock for me.

    You'll get out after the lesbian sex scene and fuck all you want.
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    what about welfare?
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    What about it? If someone validly needs it, as I did a few years ago when I was unemployed, then I'm all for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJR View Post
    When was the last time you got some pussy, dude?
    Sunday. She's gorgeous, ask the people here who have scene her.


    I'll get laid again Friday when she lands and comes home.


    Satisfied? I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    Sunday. She's gorgeous, ask the people here who have scene her.


    I'll get laid again Friday when she lands and comes home.


    Satisfied? I am.
    I've never scene such a glorious seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJR View Post
    I've never scene such a glorious seen.
    Speech to text.

    Don't puff that chest too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tomtom View Post
    Sunday. She's gorgeous, ask the people here who have scene her.


    I'll get laid again Friday when she lands and comes home.


    Satisfied? I am.
    Once a week sex must suck.

    I bet you masturbate a lot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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