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  1. 11-14-2012, 08:35 PM #1
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    Which show staffer has the longest ass crack line and who has the shortest ?

    What are the measurements ?

    I will say Jon Hein holds the longest ass crack line at 13 inches.
    I would put Benjy's ass crack line as the shortest at 4.2 inches.


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  2. 11-14-2012, 08:37 PM #2
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    Ruffy, gimme your drugs please.

    I think Jason probably has the shortest asscrack. More around the 6 inch mark. Ronnie's got a small one too I bet. Benji is pushing the 11 to 11 inch line. Why am I so concerned with being accurate with this?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockoBalbono View Post
    Ruffy, gimme your drugs please.

    I think Jason probably has the shortest asscrack. More around the 6 inch mark. Ronnie's got a small one too I bet. Benji is pushing the 11 to 11 inch line. Why am I so concerned with being accurate with this?!
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    you fucken morons are an embarrassment, get a life, get laid, get something jeezas christ fuckin freaks
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    you fucken morons are an embarrassment, get a life, get laid, get something jeezas christ fuckin freaks
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    Regardless of subject, I always click on Rufffy's threads.
    My posts are merely conjecture and opinion; furthermore, they have no relation to anyone living or deceased.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntDolly View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AuntDolly View Post
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    Last edited by Ruffypup; 11-14-2012 at 09:47 PM.
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    howard had no butt so his is the shortest.
    who's the guy with the huge belly? Kaplan? Probably he has the biggest.
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    Biggest ass, longest crack. Jason by a mile.

    Shortest ass crack? Same theory. Lisa Gee. I don't even think that skinny hag even has an ass. Just a hole in the back like a dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lostronaut View Post
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    Do you see Lisa'a butt crack line to be longer than a pinky ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    Do you see Lisa'a butt crack line to be longer than a pinky ?
    No I do not.
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