"how do you hang with di nero...I don't understand.."

[DogStar69]

People always tell me I loo like Robert Deniro.

More like Robert DeSheRo

[PI Nate]

I thought I would come over to hang with the grown ups on this side for a while.

Welcome bro...

[SouthernListen]

Dinero is Howard's ONLY friend. De Niro, not so much.

[SouthernListen]

I'm trying to picture De Niro wincing in pain as it goes in.

People always tell me I loo like Robert Deniro.

[Cunt]

Dinero is Howard's ONLY friend. De Niro, not so much.

Insert "slow clap" video.

[itpdude]

Hanging out with friends is pretty easy. If you and your buds like beer and football, you get together and drink beer and watch football.

If you like chess and wine, you hang out and play and/or talk chess and drink wine.

If you like baseball, you go to baseball games with your buds.

Howard acts like that kind of shit is difficult.

[RockoBalbono]

Because Howard thinks that because Robert Deniro is an actor you don't just hang with him, you have to get on your knees and tickle his ballsack to get in the inner circle and be a friend or hangout buddy. Him and his "wife" think that by getting on the red carpet that puts them in the same league as these fucking actors. Get the fuck outta here with that dumb shit.

[tHISisKiSSeL]

[BudBudha]

More like Robert DeSheRo

[BrettAshley]

Howard doesn't know how to just hangout and relax with other celebrities and even regular people. He hasn't had much experience. The trainers, stylists, and assistants he calls "friends" are all on his payroll and have to pretend to like him.

Well, celebrity friendships can be quite superficial, and I think by now Howard's acclimated and adept at that. But I have a different spin.

I think he plays the old 'what's it like to hang with such icons and no one accepts me and I'm so awkward' thing is both: a) a very transparent ploy to pretend that he's still a regular guy, a very weak play to the everyman with whom he is not at all in touch, and b) a subconscious and insecure acknowledgement that he's never gotten as big as he thought or hoped he'd be.

[Herc]

Beth is in tears after Howard told her during a commercial break about another unsuccessful A List Star Fucking possibility. Which she lamented to him before she hung up "Is now dust in the wind because of your past Celeb Bashing" . . .

[Woof]

People always tell me I loo like Robert Deniro.

There joking.....

[DlistCelebutard]

Its lonely at the top .

Howard was lonely at the bottom...

[goldphoenix]

Howard was lonely at the bottom...

Howard IS a lonely bottom!

[goldphoenix]

And this conversation with cooper was one of the most uncomfortable things I have heard. You know Cooper just wanted to ask "Are you fucking kidding me? You don't understand what hanging out with someone is?"

[ArtiesCumRag]

This is who Howard hangs with

jesus f'n christ . and i think my teeth are bad . just missed my first cleaning in years .

[Obi Drunkenobe]

Howard is confused how you can just hang with a good friend...really sad...

It really is. How can someone go through life and not learn how to just enjoy someone else's company.

[Art]

Its lonely at the top when you've shit on everyone who put you on the map. He uses people left and right and they use him. That's his world now.

This.