Curious..lots of guests say how Beth adores Howard..clear she loves him..

**DlistCelebutard** · 11-14-2012, 04:17 PM

what kind of fucked up nonsense is that? What woman would put up with such a needy fuck..needs a "handler" to go to a movie...and still loves him??? Any shrinks here that can translate that???

**cygnus2112** · 11-14-2012, 04:26 PM

Sometimes wives act differently towards their husbands when they are around people they want to rub elbows with. Keep up a good facade, maybe they'll all hang out one day. Too bad she's 40 and Howard is almost 60. It's silly. They're silly. Hollywood is silly. Wannabe celebrities are silly. Everything is silly.

**David999** · 11-14-2012, 04:30 PM

Stern had seen the movie earlier. No way he had planned to sit through it again. Beth knew the score before they went, 15 Red Carpet photos and then a la casa to get his Pjs on

**gilaet** · 11-14-2012, 04:30 PM

A job is a job.

**DlistCelebutard** · 11-14-2012, 04:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3O3M3R6l6Q

**ilovebacon** · 11-14-2012, 04:32 PM

She sees a giant dollar sign when she looks at him... of course there's love in her eyes!

**Bob Mitchum** · 11-14-2012, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by gilaet

A job is a job.

Exactly. I don't wanna get up in the morning either, but I do it so I'm fed, sheltered, & clothed.

**AuntDolly** · 11-14-2012, 04:35 PM

She loves money and what it can buy more than anything or anyone in the world.

You can always close your eyes and think of someone else during that 30-second-trip-to-the-moon once per week.

**sloth22** · 11-14-2012, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

what kind of fucked up nonsense is that? What woman would put up with such a needy fuck..needs a "handler" to go to a movie...and still loves him??? Any shrinks here that can translate that???

Y'know what a loving wife would do for her neurotic mess of a husband? Keep track of the tickets for him. No handler required.

**Horff** · 11-14-2012, 04:45 PM

What's even more curious is that every time Howard talks about Beth the only positive thing he can say about her is that she is "hot", "beautiful", or "looked really good." He can't think of anything else to say about his wife, and he's been with her for ten years. Nobody else that knows her says anything different, although they might throw in the occasional "sweet" which means "dumb but nice enough."

**Bob Mitchum** · 11-14-2012, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Horff

What's even more curious is that every time Howard talks about Beth the only positive thing he can say about her is that she is "hot", "beautiful", or "looked really good." He can't think of anything else to say about his wife, and he's been with her for ten years. Nobody else that knows her says anything different, although they might throw in the occasional "sweet" which means "dumb but nice enough."

That's a great point.

I still can't believe he actually put the ring on her finger.

**ilovebacon** · 11-14-2012, 05:01 PM

I still can't believe he actually put the ring on her finger

He HAD to... the doorman was giving her funny looks!

**PI Nate** · 11-14-2012, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Horff

What's even more curious is that every time Howard talks about Beth the only positive thing he can say about her is that she is "hot", "beautiful", or "looked really good." He can't think of anything else to say about his wife, and he's been with her for ten years. Nobody else that knows her says anything different, although they might throw in the occasional "sweet" which means "dumb but nice enough."

This. But its because first, they dont really know each other, she's a high priced beard, an employee. Second, she's a bubble head, a pez dispenser and has no actual worth while thoughts...

**Dump Button** · 11-14-2012, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by cygnus2112

Sometimes wives act differently towards their husbands when they are around people they want to rub elbows with. Keep up a good facade, maybe they'll all hang out one day. Too bad she's 40 and Howard is almost 60. It's silly. They're silly. Hollywood is silly. Wannabe celebrities are silly. Everything is silly.

**HorseVsPelican** · 11-14-2012, 05:45 PM

What I hate more than anything is when Robin says Beth loves Howard very much.

How the fuck does she know? She's an ass-kissing cunt.

**PI Nate** · 11-14-2012, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by HorseVsPelican

What I hate more than anything is when Robin says Beth loves Howard very much.

How the fuck does she know? She's an ass-kissing cunt.

Robin knows the truth, they all do. But what do you expect her to say, the wig pays her and lets her sit at home. Would you criticise him?

**Thelma** · 11-14-2012, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Bob Mitchum

I still can't believe he actually put the ring on her finger.

Today Howard gave a new reason he married her (in addition to the doorman) - when they used to hang out with John Stamos in all kinds of "compromising situations," she never went for him, so he married her.

Something tells me there's no Hallmark card for that.

**somedude61** · 11-15-2012, 12:47 AM

Hey, Howard is a fucking tool but he is the breadwinner in that family and what he says goes. If he doesn't want to sit through a shitty movie then she has to either abide by his decision or say fuck it and risk loosing her gravy train.

**somedude61** · 11-15-2012, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Horff

What's even more curious is that every time Howard talks about Beth the only positive thing he can say about her is that she is "hot", "beautiful", or "looked really good." He can't think of anything else to say about his wife, and he's been with her for ten years. Nobody else that knows her says anything different, although they might throw in the occasional "sweet" which means "dumb but nice enough."

Howard continually mentions how nice she is to his family and animals. Your post makes me think you are not married. Married people rarely talk about their wives in a complimentary way to their buddies. It is odd but it is true. I am sure Howard loves Beth but I a thinking Beth may see Howard as a lost animal that needs a good home.