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    Clear your PMs G
    GHP hasn't had PMS in a decade, fool.
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    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
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    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Flipping through the TV, not really paying attention, and all of a sudden there's this face. I'm like "I know that guy wtf is that?"

    Then it dawns on me it's animalgod and he's trying to fob off some cheap ass boxing gloves on these two guys. He has this high whiny voice, a spitting lisp, and a down and out woe-is-me demeanor that is very endearing.

    They talked him down until he was giving away the gloves, he took the money and moped off

    The End


    I was on a TV once, then my mother told me to get off of it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    GHP hasn't had PMS in a decade, fool.
    But you still have it twice a month

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    I was on a TV once, then my mother told me to get off of it.

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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    But you still have it twice a month
    I gets bitchy and I needs mah chocolate!
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    That was where they told him they weren't giving him shit for his stupid gloves. The conversation went:

    AG: I'd like a million dollars for these

    2 GUYS: We'll give you a buck 25

    AG: (facepalm) Doh! OK
    Want to hear something funny, G? Fatty claims that OFF CAMERA they actually paid him a thousand bucks more for the gloves than what changed hands on TV. Apparently they lowballed him to save face.
    Quote Originally Posted by garypagetwo View Post
    i cant even imagine what it must be like to get fucked by you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nantrax View Post
    Gary, can you please stop hitting alert when someone posts one of your pics when you are the one that posted it? Thus making it fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    Want to hear something funny, G? Fatty claims that OFF CAMERA they actually paid him a thousand bucks more for the gloves than what changed hands on TV. Apparently they lowballed him to save face.
    I felt bad for him he seemed so awkward, unaware and out of place

    really
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    That was where they told him they weren't giving him shit for his stupid gloves. The conversation went:

    AG: I'd like a million dollars for these

    2 GUYS: We'll give you a buck 25

    AG: (facepalm) Doh! OK
    ha ha ha ha ...good to see ya g
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    NAZ IS RIGHT
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    1. Open GIMP 2. Shove GIMP up your ass 3. Close GIMP

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    The negrist returns!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    The negrist returns!
    This place needs some nappy
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    I thought that a pack of angry iguanas had eaten you, GHP. Glad I was wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KOC View Post
    Want to hear something funny, G? Fatty claims that OFF CAMERA they actually paid him a thousand bucks more for the gloves than what changed hands on TV. Apparently they lowballed him to save face.
    How many notebooks of angry scribble do you have documenting AG's life?

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    hey G, I saw this at a little shop out on the native reserve a few months back and immediately thought of you


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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I thought that a pack of angry iguanas had eaten you, GHP. Glad I was wrong.
    Iguanas are vegetarian

    Man I could eat one RIGHT NOW

    Thanks Popeye
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I thought that a pack of angry iguanas had eaten you, GHP. Glad I was wrong.
    They got a whiff of her nappy cunt and moved on to some more delectable rotting fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    hey G, I saw this at a little shop out on the native reserve a few months back and immediately thought of you

    That's weird I saw this and thought of you

    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    That's weird I saw this and thought of you

    poor guy's water dish is empty

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    poor guy's water dish is empty
    But he has a new bone
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Iguanas are vegetarian

    Man I could eat one RIGHT NOW

    Thanks Popeye
    Yeah, but these are ANGRY iguanas. It's not about food, it's about revenge.

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    Hi GHP! Glad you're posting again.

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