My poor puppy had a rough day today.

[Slippy]

your vacuum broke on a bra? it must have been an orick?

Those things have wires in them! He accidentally sucked one up off my bedroom floor, and the belt burnt out really fast.

And for what it's worth: My incredible distaste for Schmoopy would leave me licking the goddamn doghair off of my carpets, before I ever supported a company that pile of shit works for.

I'm gonna go with Bissell again.

[newcastlefan]

Those things have wires in them! He accidentally sucked one up off my bedroom floor, and the belt burnt out really fast.

And for what it's worth: My incredible distaste for Schmoopy would leave me licking the goddamn doghair off of my carpets, before I ever supported a company that pile of shit works for.

I'm gonna go with Bissell again.

orecks, like schmoopy, do not know how to deal with a bra

[Mr. Potato Head]

Can I still call her a puppy? she's 2 now. She's always my baby girl, though I wanted to strangle the fucking shit out of her today.

Had a high efficiency furnace installed, which involved 2 large burly (and yes ladies, quite cute even though neither of them looked old enough to be installing furnaces, and I felt a little dirty for checking them out) strange men in my house, and drilling holes in through my outside brick. She has an incredible fear of strange men. Maybe she's seen me yell at too many men, so feels like they are a threat to me? I'm uncertain.

She wouldn't stop growling and barking at an incredible volume, while cowering behind my legs shaking like a damn leaf.

I finally put her in my bedroom upstairs, but still had to listen to her bark all afternoon. When they finally left, I found her hiding under my covers on my bed (where the little toad KNOWS she's not to be). She still won't leave my feet, but has stopped trembling.

And I got a new furnace!

Ahhhh. You should spend some time petting your kitty. You'll feel better.

[HeinousMark]

Can I still call her a puppy? she's 2 now. She's always my baby girl, though I wanted to strangle the fucking shit out of her today.

Had a high efficiency furnace installed, which involved 2 large burly (and yes ladies, quite cute even though neither of them looked old enough to be installing furnaces, and I felt a little dirty for checking them out) strange men in my house, and drilling holes in through my outside brick. She has an incredible fear of strange men. Maybe she's seen me yell at too many men, so feels like they are a threat to me? I'm uncertain.

She wouldn't stop growling and barking at an incredible volume, while cowering behind my legs shaking like a damn leaf.

I finally put her in my bedroom upstairs, but still had to listen to her bark all afternoon. When they finally left, I found her hiding under my covers on my bed (where the little toad KNOWS she's not to be). She still won't leave my feet, but has stopped trembling.

And I got a new furnace!

I forget: Is it the dog or the cat that you hate so much?

orecks, like schmoopy, do not know how to deal with a bra

And they both suck!

[isabella]

Can I still call her a puppy? she's 2 now. She's always my baby girl, though I wanted to strangle the fucking shit out of her today.

Had a high efficiency furnace installed, which involved 2 large burly (and yes ladies, quite cute even though neither of them looked old enough to be installing furnaces, and I felt a little dirty for checking them out) strange men in my house, and drilling holes in through my outside brick. She has an incredible fear of strange men. Maybe she's seen me yell at too many men, so feels like they are a threat to me? I'm uncertain.

She wouldn't stop growling and barking at an incredible volume, while cowering behind my legs shaking like a damn leaf.

I finally put her in my bedroom upstairs, but still had to listen to her bark all afternoon. When they finally left, I found her hiding under my covers on my bed (where the little toad KNOWS she's not to be). She still won't leave my feet, but has stopped trembling.

And I got a new furnace!

what kind of dog is she? btw, i think this is my first post at the bar!!!! YAY!!!!

[max rockatansky]

It's some serious upkeep, if nothing else. My son just broke my vacuum accidentally vacuuming up one of my bras while running it over my bedroom floor. The hair might make me tip off the deep-edge, if I can't replace my vacuum fast enough. You can see an outline of her everywhere she lays on a carpet.

If the bras are on the floor then the panties must be too. Tell us what happened to the panties

[Mlaw]

Monty is a scardy cat too

[jokeland]

It's some serious upkeep, if nothing else. My son just broke my vacuum accidentally vacuuming up one of my bras while running it over my bedroom floor. The hair might make me tip off the deep-edge, if I can't replace my vacuum fast enough. You can see an outline of her everywhere she lays on a carpet.

That boy seems to find himself in some sexually awkward circumstances at your house

[PappYawn]

what kind of dog is she? btw, i think this is my first post at the bar!!!! YAY!!!!

Hello Isabella.

[MatthewT]

what kind of dog is she? btw, i think this is my first post at the bar!!!! YAY!!!!

don't let the left get you down; it will be fun to watch them implode