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  1. 11-13-2012, 10:17 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    You are a fucking faggot. Who's counting?
    I just counted to 12. I learned that by watching that big bird show.
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  2. 11-13-2012, 10:20 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    It's not really that bad. I burned all the nerves off. This is like a week later.
    How the fuck did you do that with a freezer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    I just counted to 12. I learned that by watching that big bird show.
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  4. 11-13-2012, 10:24 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by max rockatansky View Post
    How the fuck did you do that with a freezer?
    It's a long story.
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  5. 11-13-2012, 10:25 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    It's a long story.
    I got frostbite on my fingers from my stove.
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  6. 11-13-2012, 10:27 PM #46
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    the burn scabs taste like chicken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    I once froze my thumb on a stove top.
    Quote Originally Posted by SeXtion 8 View Post
    I got frostbite on my fingers from my stove.
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  9. 11-14-2012, 11:40 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJR View Post
    I had to fart really bad earlier and I knew it was gonna be a good one, but when it came out it was one of those prickly farts and it kinda hurted on my butthole. What's up with those prickly farts? How can air feel prickly? Like a farted up a cactus or something.
    I had some lentil soup for lunch the other day and was releasing gas strong enough to make my eyes water. It didn't burn coming out though.
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