I had to fart really bad earlier and I knew it was gonna be a good one, but when it came out it was one of those prickly farts and it kinda hurted on my butthole. What's up with those prickly farts? How can air feel prickly? Like a farted up a cactus or something.
I had some lentil soup for lunch the other day and was releasing gas strong enough to make my eyes water. It didn't burn coming out though.