Hey Dawg - Is General John Allen A Saloon Member??

[Senator Rick]

Who writes 20,000 to 30,000 emails to anyone???

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/1...n_2122173.html

General John Allen -America's top commander in Afghanistan- has several shit-filled 55 gallon drums hanging over his head after revelations of an extramarital e-romance with a Kardashianesque Tampa socialite named Jill Kelley has come to light in the past 24 hours.

How many members here at Dawgs Saloon share their personal phone number with fellow Saloon members or engage in THOUSANDS of email exchanges in pursuit of e-poon or e-penis?

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[Spazzmatazz]

Well, let's see here. I've exchanged numbers with several members here, and a number of us speak quite often.

But it has never been in the pursuit of bumping uglies. At least in my experience.

[Senator Rick]

Well, let's see here. I've exchanged numbers with several members here, and a number of us speak quite often.

But it has never been in the pursuit of bumping uglies. At least in my experience.

Praise god for that.

Did you download & watch Copper?

[PI Nate]

These Generals are working much too hard to get 40 year old poon...

[Spazzmatazz]

Praise god for that.

Did you download & watch Copper?

I downloaded it, but haven't watched it yet.

[harlock]

That's a ton of emails...

[Spazzmatazz]

Praise god for that.

Did you download & watch Copper?

But I did meet the wife online. Almost 14 years ago.

[Vashier]

But I did meet the wife online. Almost 14 years ago.

I know 2 couples that switch spouses online. One was in IN the other up bu Lake George. They decided to go away on a joint family vacation because both couples have kids. They ended up fucking the others spouse on the down low Took about 6 months before the shit hit the fan. The wife from NY left her kids while the wife in IN left hers to move to NY.

[Lou Skunt]

These Generals are working much too hard to get 40 year old poon...

But these Generals you are referencing happen to be some ugly motherfuckers. If it weren't for the willingness of the mentally damaged, they would all still be virgins. Hell they may be for all we know.

[Lou Skunt]

That's a ton of emails...

Do we still feel like we want to do this? I have some willing parties.

[harlock]

Do we still feel like we want to do this? I have some willing parties.

[Senator Rick]

But I did meet the wife online. Almost 14 years ago.

Nothing wrong with that.

I was introduced to my wife (today's our 14th anniversary ...we've been together for 16... seems like ony 15 years ago) by mutual friends at the annual Blues festival in Clarksdale.
After she went home to NYC, we kept in contact via emails and phone calls and she came back down to Memphis a few times and we attended music gigs...went to Otha Turner's Birthday affair ... a psychedelic Mississippi Hill Country event with primitive fife & drums Delta blues style as well as trad slide guitar and psychedelic moonshine.
I'd fly up to NYC and hang out with her.
Boom.
We got married.
Never saw it coming.
I was having too much fun, drinking too much, and stoned on hydro red bud much of the time.

Pretty much saved my life.

[harlock]

Nothing wrong with that.

I was introduced to my wife (today's our 14th anniversary ...we've been together for 16... seems like ony 15 years ago) by mutual friends at the annual Blues festival in Clarksdale.
After she went home to NYC, we kept in contact via emails and phone calls and she came back down to Memphis a few times and we attended music gigs...went to Otha Turner's Birthday affair ... a psychedelic Mississippi Hill Country event with primitive fife & drums Delta blues style as well as trad slide guitar and psychedelic moonshine.
I'd fly up to NYC and hang out with her.
Boom.
We got married.
Never saw it coming.
I was having too much fun, drinking too much, and stoned on hydro red bud much of the time.

Pretty much saved my life.

Didn't she send you Stern tapes?

[Senator Rick]

That's a ton of emails...

No fooling... a MINIMUM of 20,000 ...how is that even possible.
Did General Allen fancy himself a warrior/Pynchon???

[Senator Rick]

I know 2 couples that switch spouses online. One was in IN the other up bu Lake George. They decided to go away on a joint family vacation because both couples have kids. They ended up fucking the others spouse on the down low Took about 6 months before the shit hit the fan. The wife from NY left her kids while the wife in IN left hers to move to NY.

Amazing.



Just look at the shit white people get themselves into, would ya?

[PI Nate]

But these Generals you are referencing happen to be some ugly motherfuckers. If it weren't for the willingness of the mentally damaged, they would all still be virgins. Hell they may be for all we know.

Thats why I found the jokes about Holly Petraeus in poor taste. "no wonder he cheated." And shit man theyve been married 37 years, what wife looks hot after 37 years?

[PI Nate]

I know 2 couples that switch spouses online. One was in IN the other up bu Lake George. They decided to go away on a joint family vacation because both couples have kids. They ended up fucking the others spouse on the down low Took about 6 months before the shit hit the fan. The wife from NY left her kids while the wife in IN left hers to move to NY.

[Senator Rick]

Didn't she send you Stern tapes?

Yes... but a mere fraction of the tactics employed in my seduction.

Goddamn Howard Stern

[harlock]

Yes... but a mere fraction of the tactics employed in my seduction.

Goddamn Howard Stern

All in all, it sounds like you did just fine.

[Senator Rick]

Thats why I found the jokes about Holly Petraeus in poor taste. "no wonder he cheated." And shit man theyve been married 37 years, what wife looks hot after 37 years?

The mean shit people have said about Holly Petraeus really pisses me off.
She's done good things for veterans ...not just holding social events with celebrities & the ultra-rich in attendance- she's actually worked with injured veterans and their families personally.
She's a good woman and Petraeus looks like a poon crazed old goat chasing after nutjob nookie.