I am thinking about becoming a smoker

**DogStar69** · 11-13-2012, 05:44 PM

Go for it, it will bring you closer to cancer, make your breath stinky and lower your budget by getting addicted to buying packs of cigs every day. People who smoke are uncool poseurs who think smoking makes them look cool.

**Phil McKrakin** · 11-13-2012, 05:45 PM

Like Schmoopy.

**zhukov** · 11-13-2012, 05:45 PM

smoke Kools

you'll fit right in

**Schmoopy** · 11-13-2012, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by waltermelon

Non-smoker but I usually go outside with my friends while they get their fix. Didn't seem like there was anything different about the conversation outside.

Racist!

**waltermelon** · 11-13-2012, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

aging

SHIT MULT FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were talking about smoking cigarettes, not smoking cock. You can try back later and see if the conversation goes that direction and you can chime in with your years of knowledge.

**Schmoopy** · 11-13-2012, 05:46 PM

Out of rep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Ridic Too** · 11-13-2012, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Chigs

Im currently trying to quit. I may wait until christmas since I will be out of town for 10 days, and am positive I wont be smoking then.

While I get the sarcasm of the OP, I love the conversations that happen outside of bars when people are out smoking.

No sarcasm, bro. I wanna get in on that convo action. What do most people you're outside with smoke? I don't wanna look like a tool smoking the wrong brand.

**Chigs** · 11-13-2012, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by waltermelon

Non-smoker but I usually go outside with my friends while they get their fix. Didn't seem like there was anything different about the conversation outside.

I dont understand it, but there is. I have met many good friends while smoking outside of dorms and bars. I suppose the conversation is more intimate and one-on-one, and less confined to the group you came with.

**Chigs** · 11-13-2012, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Ridic Too

No sarcasm, bro. I wanna get in on that convo action. What do most people you're outside with smoke? I don't wanna look like a tool smoking the wrong brand.

I smoke parliaments.

**Phil McKrakin** · 11-13-2012, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

Out of rep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cock smoking faggot!

**Schmoopy** · 11-13-2012, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Howiewood

Cock smoking faggot!

Why don't you have a mood? You emotionless freak!

**Phil McKrakin** · 11-13-2012, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

Why don't you have a mood? You emotionless freak!

Is there a "drunk" mood?

I've been drinking since 3pm.

**Avery** · 11-13-2012, 05:57 PM

You can do coke out of the hollowed out Parliament filter so that is another good brand.

**Jack-A-Roe** · 11-13-2012, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Ridic Too

1. It looks really cool

2. I want to be included in the cool conversations that seem to be taking place outside of bars and restaurants.

3. It should be a nice ice breaker with chicks. They will be all like, "hey cool dude smoking a cig, you got one for me?". And then I can be like, "Sure...I'm sorry I missed what you said your name is?". And she'll be like, "hehe. That's cuz I never said it, silly. But its Lindsay." And then I will give her a cigarette, light it for her and we will end up fucking later.

if you choose to smoke its key to smoke alone and NOT TO SOCIALIZE WHILST SMOKING, the women kind are intrigued by a lone introspective smoker, they cant resist fucking once they see it

**Slippy** · 11-13-2012, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by waltermelon

We were talking about smoking cigarettes, not smoking cock. You can try back later and see if the conversation goes that direction and you can chime in with your years of knowledge.