I am thinking about becoming a smoker

**Ridic Too** · 11-13-2012, 05:23 PM

1. It looks really cool

2. I want to be included in the cool conversations that seem to be taking place outside of bars and restaurants.

3. It should be a nice ice breaker with chicks. They will be all like, "hey cool dude smoking a cig, you got one for me?". And then I can be like, "Sure...I'm sorry I missed what you said your name is?". And she'll be like, "hehe. That's cuz I never said it, silly. But its Lindsay." And then I will give her a cigarette, light it for her and we will end up fucking later.

**Ridic Too** · 11-13-2012, 05:24 PM

Yeah, I am def gonna start tonight so I don't cough like a dork doing it come Friday night. What brand should I go with?

**Ridic Too** · 11-13-2012, 05:25 PM

I am youtubing Zippo lighter tricks right now so I look extra cool when I light up.

**Slippy** · 11-13-2012, 05:26 PM

I think you should do it. It'll make you even "cooler" than you already are.

**Avery** · 11-13-2012, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Ridic Too

Yeah, I am def gonna start tonight so I don't cough like a dork doing it come Friday night. What brand should I go with?

Marlboro Lights.

Especially if you wear white sneakers.

**nazdrowie** · 11-13-2012, 05:27 PM

smoking pot is fun

**Schmoopy** · 11-13-2012, 05:27 PM

**Ridic Too** · 11-13-2012, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

Marlboro Lights.

Especially if you wear white sneakers.

No shit? Because I just bought a brand new pair of all white Air Force Ones!!!

**1Vegasgirl** · 11-13-2012, 05:36 PM

Smoking is dumb and expensive. Save your money.

**Chigs** · 11-13-2012, 05:41 PM

Im currently trying to quit. I may wait until christmas since I will be out of town for 10 days, and am positive I wont be smoking then.

While I get the sarcasm of the OP, I love the conversations that happen outside of bars when people are out smoking.

**waltermelon** · 11-13-2012, 05:42 PM

The coolest part of smoking is the premature skin aging and the lung cancer.

**Avery** · 11-13-2012, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Ridic Too

No shit? Because I just bought a brand new pair of all white Air Force Ones!!!

Nice. The Marlboro Light filter color coordinates with them.

**Schmoopy** · 11-13-2012, 05:43 PM

I wish Air Force One would crash with Obama and Biden on board.

**Bro** · 11-13-2012, 05:43 PM

Just stand outside with the smokers and be the cool one not smoking.

**Bro** · 11-13-2012, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

I wish Air Force One would crash with Obama and Biden on board.

U mad bro

**Schmoopy** · 11-13-2012, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by waltermelon

The coolest part of smoking is the premature skin again and the lung cancer.

aging

SHIT MULT FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**waltermelon** · 11-13-2012, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Chigs

Im currently trying to quit. I may wait until christmas since I will be out of town for 10 days, and am positive I wont be smoking then.

While I get the sarcasm of the OP, I love the conversations that happen outside of bars when people are out smoking.

Non-smoker but I usually go outside with my friends while they get their fix. Didn't seem like there was anything different about the conversation outside.