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  1. #21
    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeAdz View Post
    or this


    she has that slutty look in her eyes. She looks fun.
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    come back boss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    Can you blame him?

    if she just admits shes a lezzie all will be forgiven
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    if she just admits shes a lezzie all will be forgiven
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    It's funny that they waited until just after the election to bring all of this out. If he was such a danger to the office that he had to resign immediately, why didn't it come out three weeks ago, when the FBI knew about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    It's funny that they waited until just after the election to bring all of this out.
    Kind of the same funny when the Bin Laden tapes magically appeared several days before the '04 election? That kind of funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeAdz View Post
    would you wanna fuck this


    Two hot chicks fighting over him and he has to go home to Paul from cheers in a wig, poor bastard

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    Two hot chicks fighting over him and he has to go home to Paul from cheers in a wig, poor bastard
    And a really bad wig at that...poor fucker.

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    Pussies are destroying this once great nation, they all should be cottorized closed at birth

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    Pussies are destroying this once great nation, they all should be cottorized closed at birth
    Anal Nation

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusDawg View Post
    Kind of the same funny when the Bin Laden tapes magically appeared several days before the '04 election? That kind of funny?
    Dude, this is getting into the foil hat area if you think the US had anything to do with Al Jazeera releasing those tapes. It's a fact that the FBI has admitted that they knew about the general fucking this gal before the election.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckZ View Post
    Sarnie is big on the news lately
    she hasn't been getting much sleep
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    At least he's no fag.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    Anal Nation
    Fuck yah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Dude, this is getting into the foil hat area if you think the US had anything to do with Al Jazeera releasing those tapes. It's a fact that the FBI has admitted that they knew about the general fucking this gal before the election.
    Well, let's get the facts correct.

    Our intelligence got the tape before release....asked AlJ to hold on....AlJ said they wouldn't but did for a short while (releasing several small clips) then gave the "ok" and it was fully released.....so, yes they did know about it before the election.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwartney View Post
    Dude, this is getting into the foil hat area if you think the US had anything to do with Al Jazeera releasing those tapes. It's a fact that the FBI has admitted that they knew about the general fucking this gal before the election.
    i think you're both in the same camp
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckZ View Post
    Sarnie is big on the news lately
    SallyB has always been big on the news.

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    Elton John looks like shit.


    Quote Originally Posted by LeAdz View Post
    would you wanna fuck this



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    It's story is getting weirder by the day. The General has an affair. The mistress gets jealous of the Florida party planner so starts sending her anonymous threatening emails. The party planner asked the govt to get involved to find out who is sending her emails. They do, send in the FBI. FBI discovers that the party planner is flirting with another General, meanwhile the FBI agent in charge of the investigation is sending shirtless pics to the party planner!
    Everybody just wants some strange! Leave 'em be!
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    The power of the P-U-S-S-Y,
    Thatz why every mutherfucka in the world dress fly.
    Every baller
    that can afford it they cop the best ride, for the power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
    (Let's have some fun)
    The power of the P-U​-S-S-Y, thatz why niggaz get they hair cut, try to dress fly.
    Every baller that can afford it he cop the best ride.
    For the Power of the P-U-S-S-Y.


    I know this girl we call her Sweet Cooch Brown.
    Hands down mami had the bombest pussy in town.
    One dip in the girl pool, thatz all it took.
    One sample of the snappa and ya ass was whooped.
    Have you buyin Gucci sandals matchin pocketbooks.
    Blowin up her beeper, ringin her phone off the hook.
    Ball playaz they spent money, rappers they spent time.
    All the while both claimin that they never spent a dime.
    Buisness guys you were victimised.
    Have 'em payin rent on condos in a Miami High Rise.
    They ask her, "Who pussy's this?"
    Look her right in her eyes.
    She say, "This pussy's yours, Daddy"
    Tell 'em nothin but lies.
    Ha! They didn't believe it, but they wanted to.
    Needed to. She had the type of body that you didn't want leavin you.
    So they ignored all her flirtin ways and put a ring on her finger.

    I'm like, "Earth to Dave!"

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