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    "We want cream pies!"

    Well, there is a new low in advertising on Stern. That honor goes to NaughtyAmerica. If you didn't hear it, the guy is driving in car with wife and kids. Uncle/Brother/whatever calls and starts talking on speakerphone about all the good porn on that site. Milfs, anal, etc. Then he asks if he saw the cream pie videos. Then the kids all shout from the back "Yeah! We want cream pies!".

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    that's pretty rank actually.
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    cream pies are my faaaaaavorite
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    national advertisers......

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Well, there is a new low in advertising on Stern. That honor goes to NaughtyAmerica. If you didn't hear it, the guy is driving in car with wife and kids. Uncle/Brother/whatever calls and starts talking on speakerphone about all the good porn on that site. Milfs, anal, etc. Then he asks if he saw the cream pie videos. Then the kids all shout from the back "Yeah! We want cream pies!".
    Fuckin' gross

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    Dad should have yelled to the kids, "cream pies are what got me into this mess, you little mofos!!!"
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamie View Post
    national advertisers......
    Just wait for the Bud Light "beer can thick cock" commercial.

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    Ah, children used to sell porn on H100. And that scumbag, pelican fuck has the audacity to rag on Leno for doing a Doritos commercial.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PI Nate View Post
    Dad should have yelled to the kids, "cream pies are what got me into this mess, you little mofos!!!"




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    nail meet head. you are right this is a new low and thats saying something. I am sure the execs are so proud of these top tier sponsors wiggy is able to draw. Fucking embarrassment

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    Stay classy, Wiggy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chuk View Post
    Well, there is a new low in advertising on Stern. That honor goes to NaughtyAmerica. If you didn't hear it, the guy is driving in car with wife and kids. Uncle/Brother/whatever calls and starts talking on speakerphone about all the good porn on that site. Milfs, anal, etc. Then he asks if he saw the cream pie videos. Then the kids all shout from the back "Yeah! We want cream pies!".
    You're kidding...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WholeAssholeOut View Post

    I like this, but I'm holding out for Cash for Ruffypups.

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    I was thinking the same thing. I'm rarely offended by anything, but that made me uncomfortable. There are ways of using kids in adult content that gets the point across, but the kids actors have no actual involvement in the adult content. For example, if the scene called for kids to walk in on an adult doing something inappropriate (smoking weed, walking naked out of a shower, murdering a zombie, whatever), you could have the kid actors walk into an empty room and act shocked, then edit in the inappropriate act later on. The kids get the point of the scene across, but never have any idea what the scene was really about. But this commercial actually had the kids say "cream pies". Maybe they don't know what "cream pies" are, but they probably don't know what "blow jobs", "threesomes", "orgies" are either, would that make it ok to say? Hell no. Maybe it was adults that just sounded like kids, I don't know. But it was definitely cringe worthy.

    And what I don't get is that Howard proudly has this type of advertising, but is too embarrassed to sell a Howard Stern Show/Sirius t-shirt.

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    Howie lives cream pies
    Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.

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    Howard invented cream pies.


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    Doesn't Nacho and Beth's Mandingo Warrior Lovers create cream pies for Beth every week . . .

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