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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    , cheese grater face!
    Yep, that's why I got a vote for being attractive. Must be a ton of cheese fans out there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Yep, that's why I got a vote for being attractive. Must be a ton of cheese fans out there.
    For every pile of shit there are about 1000 flies in love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    For every pile of shit there are about 1000 flies in love.
    Schmoopy's why we can't have nice things.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Schmoopy's why we can't have nice things.
    I like Schmoopy, so fuck you and fuck your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    I like Schmoopy, so fuck you and fuck your face.
    being a bad ass is so not your thing
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Schmoop rocks
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    being a bad ass is so not your thing
    What is my thing? Tell me cause I DONT FUCKING KNOW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    What is my thing? Tell me cause I DONT FUCKING KNOW
    Sex with the all internets women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralph View Post
    Sex with the all internets women
    Every woman is on the internet

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    I've been addicted to these lately:



    Very similar to Taco Doritos in taste...
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    What is my thing? Tell me cause I DONT FUCKING KNOW


    You're the guy who talks shit in public but says "yes, dear" at home
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post


    You're the guy who talks shit in public but says "yes, dear" at home
    What's wrong with that? I also spit on old people and adopt homeless animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post


    You're the guy who talks shit in public but says "yes, dear" at home
    OMG you've met him??? No really, this jack.... I mean man almost got in a fight Friday over someone being too close to his car
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    What's wrong with that? I also spit on old people and adopt homeless animals.
    nothing wrong with it, or with spitting on old people; but it kind of undercuts trying to be a bad ass on teh interwebz
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    I just ripped a forest of hair out of my nose

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    ever get a zit inside your nose Doc? so painful you can't touch it? did you pop it?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    ever get a zit inside your nose Doc? so painful you can't touch it? did you pop it?
    yes I have and it is a difficult area to pop and no matter how painful it is you still have to fuck with it.


    like one of them there Shankers sores that you get in your mouth from sucking dick too much....oh dear god I have said too much....either way you still have to bite at them :weird:

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