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    Holy Shit

    I am eating the shit out of these...nom nom nom


    and these




    gonna have a painful bowel movement later

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    Love a man with a mouthful of hot nuts
    Love the life you live
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    Hot nuts

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    Brules senses the suck in you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Love a man with a mouthful of hot nuts
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    He walked right into it...two different nuts, no less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Love a man with a mouthful of hot nuts

    mario in 3...2...1

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    Your butthole is going to hurt.
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    I want to fuck young boys
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.

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    I eat the whole thing shell and all.

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    This reminds me of a joke. A girl takes her boyfriend to meet her 98 year old grandmother and they are sitting in the parlor talking and the guy notices a bowl of peanuts. He takes a handful and eats them and winds up eating the whole bowl. When they are leaving the boyfriend says to the grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts, they were good." and the grandma says, "You're welcome sonny. Ever since I had my teeth pulled I can only suck the chocolate off 'em!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    This reminds me of a joke. A girl takes her boyfriend to meet her 98 year old grandmother and they are sitting in the parlor talking and the guy notices a bowl of peanuts. He takes a handful and eats them and winds up eating the whole bowl. When they are leaving the boyfriend says to the grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts, they were good." and the grandma says, "You're welcome sonny. Ever since I had my teeth pulled I can only suck the chocolate off 'em!"
    I think you forgot to include the joke.

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    I eat those hot nuts by the bagful.

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    hey Doc why don't you suck on Deez Nuts?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    hey Doc why don't you suck on Deez Nuts?
    Mother of God



    uh oh stomach cramp....may shit myself soon

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    ever been so cramped up you couldn't sit on the toilet, and just had to hover?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    ever been so cramped up you couldn't sit on the toilet, and just had to hover?

    thank god no, but I did pop a roid when I had mad shits. God damn thing was pulsing and painful for weeks.

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    I've been eating these all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Love a man with a mouthful of hot nuts
    Which ones are your favorite? Have your tits point to the bag you like better.

    Wait, I am still confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    thank god no, but I did pop a roid when I had mad shits. God damn thing was pulsing and painful for weeks.
    you loved it; admit it.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Love a man with a mouthful of hot nuts
    , cheese grater face!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    you loved it; admit it.

    nah man I am all for ass play, but this was one of the most painful events of my wife. It was like someone taking a hot needle and sticking it in and on my starfish. that got for ass pills. and probiotics.

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