Elmo's a kid toucher.

[I invented that]

A government sponsored pedo.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...erage-boy.html

[shockingmary]

[I invented that]

why is mary so shocking, does she have a penis tucked in those panties?

[MatthewT]

Elmo is a Democrat?

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sen. Robert Menendez employed as an unpaid intern in his Senate office an illegal immigrant who was a registered sex offender, now under arrest by immigration authorities, The Associated Press has learned. The Homeland Security Department instructed federal agents not to arrest him until after Election Day, a U.S. official involved in the case told the AP.

Luis Abrahan Sanchez Zavaleta, an 18-year-old immigrant from Peru, was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in front of his home in New Jersey on Dec. 6, two federal officials said.

[MatthewT]

Mr. Hopey Changey Magic Negro dupes dummies again

[stripes]

i wonder if theres any topic we cant make political

[MatthewT]

i make everything about Jesus