Minnesota pastor arrested for sexually assaulting two gay men

**Dawg** · 11-10-2012, 08:05 PM

Undercover Gay Pastor From Minnesota Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Gay Men While Counseling Them On How To Stop Being Gay!!!!

"A Minnesota pastor has been arrested for sexually assaulting two gay men
while counseling them about their "homosexual tendencies." Charging
documents released this week indicated that 55-year-old Rev. Ryan J.
Muehlhauser was accused of eight felony counts of fourth-degree criminal
sexual conduct on at least two men during sessions about how to "escape
the gay lifestyle," according to KARE.

Muehlhauser was a pastor at Lakeside Christian Church in Cambridge, but met the men through
Outpost Ministries, which claims it was "formed over 30 years ago to
meet the needs of men and women making the decision to break away from
gay life."

**zhukov** · 11-10-2012, 08:07 PM

Is this the fake story?

**Shine** · 11-10-2012, 08:07 PM

I thought this said Minnesota poster and thought tooth decay

**blairg** · 11-10-2012, 08:08 PM

he was trying to fuck the gay out of them

**blairg** · 11-10-2012, 08:08 PM

the bitch in the blue shirt and green sweater vest is the biggest dyke ever

**Dawg** · 11-10-2012, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by zhukov

Is this the fake story?

Truth is stranger than fiction.

**Nantrax** · 11-10-2012, 08:10 PM

Dawg is clearly off his game.... Where are the Russian car accident videos?

**zhukov** · 11-10-2012, 08:10 PM

wouldn't be the first preacher to suck a dick

this shit's not even newsworthy any more

**Dawg** · 11-10-2012, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by zhukov

wouldn't be the first preacher to suck a dick

this shit's not even newsworthy any more

Remember when this would have shocked you?

**blairg** · 11-10-2012, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Nantrax

Dawg is clearly off his game.... Where are the Russian car accident videos?

he won't post those till you move my Schmoopy thread to The Bar

**jackie the jerk** · 11-10-2012, 08:13 PM

No vid of the money shot?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh wait its all dudes, nevermind.

**Dawg** · 11-10-2012, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by jackie the jerk

No vid of the money shot?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh wait its all dudes, nevermind.

**blairg** · 11-10-2012, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dawg

Remember when this would have shocked you?

I really don't, I've been a computer faggot since I was about 13, I'm turning 30 next month. Old school dialup homo, I think I'm completely desensitized to anything right now

**zhukov** · 11-10-2012, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dawg

Remember when this would have shocked you?

Catholic Church fixed that for me

**Dawg** · 11-10-2012, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by blairg

I really don't, I've been a computer faggot since I was about 13, I'm turning 30 next month. Old school dialup homo, I think I'm completely desensitized to anything right now

Nothing and I mean nothing shocks us anymore. We have seen and heard it all.

**jackie the jerk** · 11-10-2012, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by blairg

I really don't, I've been a computer faggot since I was about 13, I'm turning 30 next month. Old school dialup homo, I think I'm completely desensitized to anything right now

You old ass fuck

Did you see Scats new HAL avatar?