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    i bought my girlie a kick ass tv today

    she wanted a new tv for her workout room, so i bought her a new 40 inch samsung led hdtv. i hid it in the room until she found it on her own. she found it and said thank you, but no hug or kiss or nothing. then we ordered in for dinner and she didn't offer to pay.

    fuckin a.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Back to the mexican.

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    Ain't that a B...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    she wanted a new tv for her workout room, so i bought her a new 40 inch samsung led hdtv. i hid it in the room until she found it on her own. she found it and said thank you, but no hug or kiss or nothing. then we ordered in for dinner and she didn't offer to pay.

    fuckin a.
    The guilt of eating messican all summer
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    The guilt of eating messican all summer
    i made my peace with that bro. i'm a super good boyfriend.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i made my peace with that bro. i'm a super good boyfriend.
    why the gingers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    she wanted a new tv for her workout room, so i bought her a new 40 inch samsung led hdtv. i hid it in the room until she found it on her own. she found it and said thank you, but no hug or kiss or nothing. then we ordered in for dinner and she didn't offer to pay.

    fuckin a.
    sound like a bitch


    no offense


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    It's over, Johnny

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    Did you at least get your D. S'D?
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    40 inch...













    Cute.
    Face the fact, I fly on planets every day.
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    My 7XL is not yet invented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    40 inch...













    Cute.
    yeah because she needs at least a 60 inch to put 2 feet in front of her face while she's on the treadmill you ass fucking eagle beak.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Did you at least get your D. S'D?
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    fuck no. only mistresses suck your dick.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    was it a random gift or for a birthday? anniversary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    why the gingers?
    geeeeen-gerrrrrrrr!
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    yeah because she needs at least a 60 inch to put 2 feet in front of her face while she's on the treadmill you ass fucking eagle beak.
    Fuck yer blind ass no having manners bitch...son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    fuck no. only mistresses suck your dick.
    Reggae Mistresses especially.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    was it a random gift or for a birthday? anniversary?
    random gift. she was talking a while ago about how the tv she uses with her treadmill is terrible so i bought her one today. i left the office an hour early to go get it for her just because i like her.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    here are the possibilities

    . she thinks you think she's fat and not working out enough and bought the TV so she'll lose weight
    .
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    here are the possibilities

    . she thinks you think she's fat and not working out enough and bought the TV so she'll lose weight
    .
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    .She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    She's an ungrateful cunt
    i think it's option b in this instance.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i think it's option b in this instance.
    I was trying to be subtle

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