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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    hey, text me again, I finally got my new phone.
    "I am driving around talking on my new phone. I am trying to buy some hookers."

    "Oh, well good for yeeww."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    that BFF has some rack
    she has had them since seventh grade . stuffing rumors were rampant in middle school


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    I'm straight and I don't hate you.

    I'm not fat and bald tho.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    hey, text me again, I finally got my new phone.
    Have the BFF text me too if you won't get too jelly and she wont get all crazy if I dont get back to her after 5 seconds.
    I do sext now though so thats a plus. (not with this phone though.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Have the BFF text me too if you won't get too jelly and she wont get all crazy if I dont get back to her after 5 seconds.
    I do sext now though so thats a plus. (not with this phone though.)
    okay

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    you like tht trick where I ask "who is this?" it is each time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    Have the BFF text me too if you won't get too jelly and she wont get all crazy if I dont get back to her after 5 seconds.
    I do sext now though so thats a plus. (not with this phone though.)
    *Not YET with this phone, I should say, so I have nothing saved to send right now. I should be soon enough though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob barker View Post
    There is definitely a place for flat fronts. Casual attire.
    Modern suits are not cut with traditional "pleats". They are cut "plain front", with a slight pleat and a half break with a cuff. I am a suit junky, I know my suits dammit!
    I'ma have to check the hubs new suits and see what they have - I know I have made old school pleats history but need to verify if these 'new shcool' pleats exist in this house. Thank you for the awareness post Bob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    *Not YET with this phone, I should say, so I have nothing saved to send right now. I should be soon enough though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    you like tht trick where I ask "who is this?" it is each time?
    hahhaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob barker View Post
    A nice $1200 suit is average, nothing about being "paid". I know guys that drop $6-$10k per suit. Personally I think it's stupid. Their money to burn I guess. Why don't you quit being a wigger and become self respectable?

    hmm, is it not self respectful?

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    I am a fat white guy and I have no issue with you. So there.

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    your sis and bff are bad little motherfuckers.

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    Your BFF is wasted in that bar - you should be a better wing man Mario

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    Mario sent me rep and said he reminds me of his students because he looks so young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Jealousy???
    Take a good look at it. Thats reality.

    You could be Curly Howard's stand in, for crying out loud
    Thank Obama

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