Sorry, new to the N&A show, big fan, and I'm sure this has been covered but:
-They bring NOTHING to the show.
-Terrible personalities, let everyone know they don't want to be there and are among people they hate associating with
-Not really good looking, no sex appeal, dress like they're asexual and/or time of the month (sorry to be crude but enough with the caps, extra long baggy sweatshirts etc....speaks to how they act entitled that they wouldn't realize they're only their to be eye candy if they don't contribute to the funny)
-I can't tell them apart but at least one (and maybe both) HATE Artie. I can't say I blame them, Artie came off as a bastard when he chewed them out for pink shirt episode. Sounded like a drug rant tbh
-Kind of comical when you catch them in moments (like when they make an antipasta plate for the first time) and see that gleam in their eye when they've actually accomplished something that's been done for them up to that point.
-The shtick w/ Artie scolding them/giving them life lessons sucks. They don't deserve it, will never listen, nor change, and it's not fun or funny for the viewer
What those two will never understand is if you want to look fantastic and drip sexuality but can't hold a cue card rightside up no problem. If you want to look blah but completely immerse yourself into the show the way a Kelly Ripa has done to that works as well. Instead they chose to be miserable, boring average (tv) looking at a time and place when society looks down on that sense of entitlement. Make them clean out a few bathrooms or look for Artie's car keys in the dumpsters downstairs for a few weeks. That'll smarten em up real quick.
Nick's not much better in my opinion. I think he spends most of his time trying to figure out why he's not a big Hollywood star or hosting his own late night show. Artie & Mike B. kick ass.
Last edited by IHateHoward2; 11-15-2012 at 04:14 PM.