I hate it when the pineapple rings are cut poorly and they include part of the rind.
Fuck THAT noise
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The ones I've been to (twice) might as well have troughs that you can just walk up to and graze on, instead of wasting your time with a table, plates, etc. It's been a while so maybe they've upgraded their image but their chocolate fountain commercials tell me they haven't.

You sound like you got a nice pair of them fuckin' balogna tits
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