More Robin Evidence!!

[Bye You!]

That was the shitfaced skank in the white jump suit?

Yep.

[DlistCelebutard]

Well, as she told Richard, she had a 12 hour operation, if true, what for

She had a tumor on her bladder...she said she couldn't pee for days..she now has a bag to pee and poop in. Not conducive to coming in the office.

[cannon1017]

Listen, I wasn't trying to get all philosophical about the religious convictions of military personnel. I was just using that phrase as a comparison between Robin's previous thoughts on medicine and her newfound acceptance of traditional medicine.

[telecaster69]

She had a tumor on her bladder...she said she couldn't pee for days..she now has a bag to pee and poop in. Not conducive to coming in the office.

Those colostomy bags are brutal. I have a cousin that had one after a surgery for a couple of months. If she has one of these, I could see why she wouldn't want to go to work, even though she could. The bag bloats with gas and shit, and is the worst thing you've ever smelled if you have to burp the bag....this could be a strong possibility as to why she's not showing up to work.

[HowardsPrenup]

White Castle
China Buffet
Haagen-Dazs
Kennedy Fried Chicken

Red Lobster
McDonald's
Golden Corrall
Ponderosa

[IlluminatiJones]

Those colostomy bags are brutal. I have a cousin that had one after a surgery for a couple of months. If she has one of these, I could see why she wouldn't want to go to work, even though she could. The bag bloats with gas and shit, and is the worst thing you've ever smelled if you have to burp the bag....this could be a strong possibility as to why she's not showing up to work.

yeah................didn't a Stern show staffer recently refer to Robin as "courageous"?

"courageous" = shitbag

and it explains everything......................except the house-arrest that she's obviously under

[sfsn kali]

Those colostomy bags are brutal. I have a cousin that had one after a surgery for a couple of months. If she has one of these, I could see why she wouldn't want to go to work, even though she could. The bag bloats with gas and shit, and is the worst thing you've ever smelled if you have to burp the bag....this could be a strong possibility as to why she's not showing up to work.

after an accident my uncle had that for YEARS. how my aunt dealt with that and changed his bag is just beyond me.

and how ANYONE calls a person names who might be dealing with this is also just beyond my understanding.

[1Vegasgirl]

after an accident my uncle had that for YEARS. how my aunt dealt with that and changed his bag is just beyond me.

and how ANYONE calls a person names who might be dealing with this is also just beyond my understanding.

Robin is special.

[IlluminatiJones]

after an accident my uncle had that for YEARS. how my aunt dealt with that and changed his bag is just beyond me.

and how ANYONE calls a person names who might be dealing with this is also just beyond my understanding.

because a cunt with a shitbag is a.........................saint?!?

that sounds like the magical thinking of one of those not-well-thought-out religious types to me!

i shant dance on robin's grave, but when she dies i will heave a sigh of relief...................much like after taking a big, satisfying dump

i apologize for the scatological nature of this post

[Former Glory]

She had a tumor on her bladder...she said she couldn't pee for days..she now has a bag to pee and poop in. Not conducive to coming in the office.

How does that explain her being a bitch to people who didn't show up to the office for hurricane Sandy? Or just being a bitch to people in general before she had that bag in place?

[rilagent]

because a cunt with a shitbag is a.........................saint?!?

And... because Howard and Robin are liars I'll continue to believe she's in hiding to debut her new slim, post stomach stapling surgery to coincide with the drop of her new diet book.

[IlluminatiJones]

And... because Howard and Robin are liars I'll continue to believe she's in hiding to debut her new slim, post stomach stapling surgery to coincide with the drop of her new diet book.

that's a long way to go to sell a few books..................emphasis on few

any guess as to what the official story will be for her absence? a book means a book tour means interviews means questions about the prolonged absence from the studio. she's got to have a story for it, and it kind of has to steer away from anything resembling "I was at death's door", as that couldn't help sales.

or will she spin it like the info in her book is precisely what brought her back to health?

[Greekfreak]

If she is dying, I understand her reticence to speak of it. And at any other show, this wouldn't be a problem. But on a show which used to pride itself on "honesty"? Well, we all know what a crock that was. So any and all lies are not only encouraged but propagated.

Examples:

-Robin is Indian
-Howard's half-Jewish
-"Beth didn't know who I was before we started dating."
-"I had no idea Artie was on drugs"
-"I never had any plastic surgery."
-"Welcome to the revolution!"

I believe it's cancer, she's doing chemo which means the last strands of hair she has have fallen out, she's not able to function much of the day, she's got a piss-bag, and she has to pay people to take care of her.

You're not absent from the studio for months because you're "writing a cookbook". She's extremely sick and possibly closer to dying than most people realize. I wouldn't shed a tear in any event.

[Former Glory]

You're not absent from the studio for months because you're "writing a cookbook". She's extremely sick and possibly closer to dying than most people realize. I wouldn't shed a tear in any event.

Not soon enough for some.

[MGD]

Red Lobster
McDonald's
Golden Corrall
Ponderosa

Do they still have Ponderosa's? They got rid of the only one I knew of when I was in highschool which was many moons ago.

[smichal]

Do they still have Ponderosa's? They got rid of the only one I knew of when I was in highschool which was many moons ago.

Same with me. No more in my city. But I have seen 1 in upstate NY

[rilagent]

that's a long way to go to sell a few books..................emphasis on few

any guess as to what the official story will be for her absence? a book means a book tour means interviews means questions about the prolonged absence from the studio. she's got to have a story for it, and it kind of has to steer away from anything resembling "I was at death's door", as that couldn't help sales.

or will she spin it like the info in her book is precisely what brought her back to health?

Your logic follows, Mr Jones except you're not factoring in that Howard and Robin are liars with huge egos that have participated in bait and switch shenanigans many times in the past.

Buchwald clients Howard and Robin have made one bad strategic move after another (AGT for example) for the last 4 years so I wouldn’t back out of it being for a debut of a new body just because it would be dumb for her to do it.

Hey, it would take Howard and Robin 2 minutes to confirm all these “hints” they’re dropping all while maintaining Robin’s privacy. So until then... pox upon their heads.

[IlluminatiJones]

Do they still have Ponderosa's? They got rid of the only one I knew of when I was in highschool which was many moons ago.

or as it's known in the Jones residence, the poor man's Sizzler.....................



although i'm a vegetarian now, i admit there was something extremely satisfying about spooning bacon bits onto my salad with the reckless abandon of an Italian on vacation

[IlluminatiJones]

Your logic follows, Mr Jones except you're not factoring in that Howard and Robin are liars with huge egos that have participated in bait and switch shenanigans many times in the past.

Buchwald clients Howard and Robin have made one bad strategic move after another (AGT for example) for the last 4 years so I wouldn’t back out of it being for a debut of a new body just because it would be dumb for her to do it.

you're absolutely right, but that's still one helluva long con for such a small upside.......................especially since she's copped to having worn a piss-bag and having a "grapefruit-sized mass" on her person

so are those all lies too?

i'm not really asking, and i'm not accusing, either. i just don't see it. i think occam's razor tells us this is just a potentially fatal illness badly handled.

and it's the silence around it that makes it so unnecessarily speculative and conspiratorial.

Hey, it would take Howard and Robin 2 minutes to confirm all these “hints” they’re dropping all while maintaining Robin’s privacy. So until then... pox upon their heads.

When Artie came back on the scene Howard was stone silent. That created an awkwardness and a pressure and speculation, and a wondering why Howard didn't have Artie back on, or at least wish him well. It took him like 5-6 months, iirc, for Howard to finally say "I'm not comfortable with Artie or talking about him", or something to that effect. And with that one little statement, he pin-pricked all that pressure and awkwardness.

He could have saved a lot of nonsense by coming out and saying it from day 1, but he plays this weird, childish, almost retarded power-play game of pretending something doesn't exist, and that he controls other peoples' perceptions.

So in his mind, not talking about Robin's illness = Robin's not sick

also, as with Artie's comeback, he doesn't want any outpouring of love and support directed anybody else's way but his. i think that is the one overriding factor in this whole retarded saga. i remember that Robin was prepared to make some sort of announcement about her situation some months back, as it was happening, and Howard "talked her down".............my quote, not his..............during a break.

why the fuck would he do that?