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  1. 11-07-2012, 05:53 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Was it your daughter that hurt her legs Slippy?
    My daughter was not in the car. She lent the car I bought her, to her dad. He hit a pedestrian, who ended up with broken legs.

    You can actually find this information out, if you look up New Tecumseth newspapers. Who can make this shit up?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  2. 11-07-2012, 05:54 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Dad sounds like an epic failure at all things life
    something I accepted 20 years ago

    Trying to live off of her is something I did not anticipate. Nor screwing her over while doing so. Caught me off-guard.
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  3. 11-07-2012, 05:58 PM #43
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    Is this the daughter that's like 30 and living with a 14 year old dude?
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  4. 11-07-2012, 06:17 PM #44
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    liability follows the ID card. Your daughter is fucked, not your ex.

    sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle View Post
    Slippy.

    This shit ain't your problem. You got rid of the Mo Fo. Next car your daughter is gonna buy herself. She will think twice about lending it to Daddy. You love her. Pay her the honour of treating her like the adult she is, any daughter of yours is going to know how to take care of her own shit.

    Speedy recovery to broken legs.

    I am busy assisting with a map on the 13 colonies but I can't resist a Slippy thread.

    Yes
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  6. 11-07-2012, 06:23 PM #46
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    So glad I don't have kids.




    If I did, I'd kill it, and the other parent over this issue.
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  7. 11-07-2012, 06:27 PM #47
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    couldn't you get her a horse instead? her dad would never borrow it, and even if he did the odds of him hitting a pedestrian are very low.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
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  8. 11-07-2012, 06:28 PM #48
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    Slip, sorry.

    Someone got hurt, but no one got killed. That's what insurance is for.

    Yes, her insurance will go up. She will have learned a life's lesson.

    I know you feel for your daughter, but don't take it as hard as you are.

    Your daughter is ok. Be glad for that.
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  9. 11-07-2012, 06:29 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
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    Georgie- I can not find a single comment you have ever made that I did not agree with. ( Mind you I am not exactly a regular around these parts)
    I think we gots the same brain man

    Can I call you Brain Brother? . Please.
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  10. 11-07-2012, 06:30 PM #50
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    Damn Slip, that's awful. Sorry for the misfortune. Be glad the person is alive.
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  11. 11-07-2012, 06:32 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
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  12. 11-07-2012, 06:34 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    Dad sounds like an epic failure at all things life
    clearly doesnt make good life decisions
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  13. 11-07-2012, 06:37 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle View Post
    Georgie- I can not find a single comment you have ever made that I did not agree with. ( Mind you I am not exactly a regular around these parts)
    I think we gots the same brain man

    Can I call you Brain Brother? . Please.
    And you called me a faggot.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    He's gonna need a ride to court.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    He's gonna need a ride to court.
    Better to lend him a car and not have to deal with it.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    couldn't you get her a horse instead? her dad would never borrow it, and even if he did the odds of him hitting a pedestrian are very low.
    Cow'd be even better.
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  17. 11-07-2012, 06:49 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    And you called me a faggot.
    Never
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    how much does he pay you monthly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle View Post
    Never
    And a liar, too!!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xyster View Post
    how much does he pay you monthly?
    From previous Slippy threads I am pretty sure the answer to that is Nadda
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