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  1. 11-07-2012, 05:15 PM #1
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    Lovely.

    *sigh*

    I don't know what to say, people ......... shit just happens.

    I handed my daughter a car.

    I read in the paper today about a 41 year old man hitting a pedestrian in a Pontiac Sunfire, in our local community.

    Sure enough.............my daughter lent her car to her dad. It was him.

    Car is fixed, chick is alive with broken legs.......how does one process this???

    Dipshit that never supported her shouldn't be living off of her and my efforts, let alone fucking her up forever on insurance.
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    Jesus Christ, slippy.
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    You damn sure did somebody wrong in a past life
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    *sigh*

    I don't know what to say, people ......... shit just happens.

    I handed my daughter a car.

    I read in the paper today about a 41 year old man hitting a pedestrian in a Pontiac Sunfire, in our local community.

    Sure enough.............my daughter lent her car to her dad. It was him.

    Car is fixed, chick is alive with broken legs.......how does one process this???

    Dipshit that never supported her shouldn't be living off of her and my efforts, let alone fucking her up forever on insurance.
    You are something else
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  7. 11-07-2012, 05:17 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    Jesus Christ, slippy.
    *sigh*

    I know, Od. I really, really do.

    It's out of my hands though. I just tell you guys about it.
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    why, god, why? Why must you continually curb stomp our slippy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You are something else
    fuck you

    I had nothing to do with this, outside of giving my daughter a car.

    Eat me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    one gets one's ass vigorously sued
    Not in Canada.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gridman View Post
    You damn sure did somebody wrong in a past life
    this is a realistic possibility

    I bet I was a serious asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    *sigh*

    I don't know what to say, people ......... shit just happens.

    I handed my daughter a car.

    I read in the paper today about a 41 year old man hitting a pedestrian in a Pontiac Sunfire, in our local community.

    Sure enough.............my daughter lent her car to her dad. It was him.

    Car is fixed, chick is alive with broken legs.......how does one process this???

    Dipshit that never supported her shouldn't be living off of her and my efforts, let alone fucking her up forever on insurance.
    I don't get one thing. You read about it in the paper? Did your daughter know about it? Was she afraid to tell you?
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    She keeps saying "it's not going to affect my insurance, mom"......

    Of course it fucking will, when your dad is sued for a quarter of a million and he doesn't have 2 nickles to rub together. She does not yet understand how bad this is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    this is a realistic possibility

    I bet I was a serious asshole.
    you must have been Eva Braun

    "don't give up until you drink from the silver cup"
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  18. 11-07-2012, 05:25 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    I don't get one thing. You read about it in the paper? Did your daughter know about it? Was she afraid to tell you?
    Terrified to tell me. I called her, and she busted into tears. She was WAY too scared to tell me, 'cause I told her a million times to stop lending the car to her dad.

    Of course she knew. She's the owner and licensed insurance payer. Cops called her first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    She keeps saying "it's not going to affect my insurance, mom"......

    Of course it fucking will, when your dad is sued for a quarter of a million and he doesn't have 2 nickles to rub together. She does not yet understand how bad this is.
    Raised her well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    fuck you

    I had nothing to do with this, outside of giving my daughter a car.

    Eat me.
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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