What the F?? No Sybian anymore??

[Gusbuss]

I won't miss it. 99% of the time the whores were inter-changeable and I couldn't care less about the sybian ride. Howard sort of hinted the reason they did so many was because of hotel room rentals.. people in hotels would pay like $10 to watch a single episode of Howard TV featuring a sybian ride thinking it was porn.

However.. a few of the girls were actually interesting and weird sybian rides like Rappin Granny, Blue Iris, Buck Angel and Sibohan were show-worthy..

I loved Blue Iris . Always forget about her when I think of whack packers, or was she a porn star?

[Herc]

Howard needed all the time he had with her to listen about her stories of her Mandingo Warrior lover blow loads into her well used twat. Her nasty ass plastic surgery ridden face and tits did not phase Howard one bit. He needed her stories for mental jerk off material later in the day and weeks to come . . .

[johnnynoname]

people are complaining about the lack of the sybian?...Really?!

[Johnny B]

people are complaining about the lack of the sybian?...Really?!

Only one broad.

[johnnynoname]

I am so jaded from 15 plus years of internet porn that I would need to see gay midget rape just to get a semi at this point

fuck the sybian

[FishySausage]

The Sybian was always a lame bit.
But there was no "ban" on nudity.
They've had plenty o nudity since it supposedly went into effect.
Remember breast reduction girl?

[telecaster69]

Howard was always saying that guys beat off to the Sybian rides but any guy that could afford HTV probably has a wealth of spank mags and an internet connection...I'd have better luck jacking off to Cinemax...