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    My old lady wanted me to do something but I forgot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Colors Light? You are getting bloated, not drunk
    whatever

    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    might as well be nigger
    Why

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I'm getting new tires on my car. The old guy behind the desk keeps looking at my bewbs
    You can't blame the fella.

    I always wear a low cut shirt and high cut skirt when dealing with mechanics. It's helpful. I might not know shit about cars, but I can certainly use what God gave me to keep the bill low.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    whatever

    Why
    because i said so

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    what kind of bottles are you saving/collecting/showcasing on that shelf in the upper left ?

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    Got some sweet gravy going in the dutch oven, stew meat, hot Italian sausage, 2 cans San Marzano, onions, garlic and a little rosemary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    what kind of bottles are you saving/collecting/showcasing on that shelf in the upper left ?
    Beer wine and a Killebrew root beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye West View Post
    because i said so
    Whatever nig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    Beer wine and a Killebrew root beer
    what beer ?


    met Harmon Killibrew once briefly @ golf outing. Still looked like he could arm wrestle an orangutan. RIP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    I just flashed him my panties and he blushed, turned away and walked into the bay
    what kind and color are they?
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    what beer ?


    met Harmon Killibrew once briefly @ golf outing. Still looked like he could arm wrestle an orangutan. RIP
    All kinds Stone smoked porter, Arrogant Bastard, lagunitas, Ranger, blah, blah blah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    You look like Ass Napkin Ed's older brother.

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    I will drink Ranger tonight

    and recyle the bottles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    You need to brush your hair hunnie!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fletchman71 View Post
    You look like Ass Napkin Ed's older brother.
    Good one

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    I will drink Ranger tonight

    and recyle the bottles.
    Nigga I recycle

    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You need to brush your hair hunnie!
    Thats what hats are for you sweet piece of anus meat, would spread you so wide

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    Wow this Tooth faggot is one fat bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam View Post
    Wow this Tooth faggot is one fat bastard
    Tell yer fiance I said hi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    Hope nothing important happens
    Sup Toofus
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    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toothdecay View Post
    Tell yer fiance I said hi

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    Do you go into the DT's when you don't drink for a little while, Toof? Serious question ya'll.

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