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    Did Howard lie about the iPad mini?

    When it was announced, he said he had ordered 3 of them. Today, he said "Ralph said I needed to get one, so I ran out and bought one". Which is it? Did he pre-order it? Did he just go to the store and get it this week? Did he get 1 or 3? Questions, questions, questions...

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    Howard lies about everything?

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    yup shits gettin deep

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    is rhyming with Orange.
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    Babysitter porn via smaller screen
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Fantastic View Post
    Babysitter porn via smaller screen
    wrong....Howard doesn't jerk off anymore....

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    is rhyming with Orange.
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    btw, there's nothing mini about the iPad needed for the twat he's become.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.

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    Ralphie has a friend at the Apple store.
    Wiggles plugs because he is an i-jew and probably gets something for FREEEEEEE!

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    all of the apple hype does seem a bit strange.....and yes, howard always lies. you've got to take what he says with a grain of salt.

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    Larger than life special effects movies on an even smaller screen.
    "Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    Howard lies about everything?

    It's tough to keep track of so many lies.

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    Lied now, lied before, he really should run for office

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    Before Apple, Stern loved an Android phone.
    Robin (?) blabbed that the staff all got a free phone.

    Howard Alien Stern is a greedy lazy liar.
    He is getting something for all this Apple love.
    Hopefully Malone will catch him red handed and VOID his Sirius contract!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markijuano View Post
    Lied now, lied before, he really should run for office
    Yep, he could run as a Whig.

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    howard lies when the truth'll do. that's become his routine. he lies and hides so much, it makes him feel uneasy, even vulnerable to tell the truth about even the most benign things. so my guess is both stories are lies.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    He also claimed to have ordered an iPad Mini the day after the Apple event even though pre-orders weren't being taken until a few days later.

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    I just ordered my first iPad. iPad 3 refurbed for $379.

    I just thought someone else might like the price.

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    Fucker better not be lying. I look to him for technology advice when it comes to these type of things. Still trying to figure out how to where my sim card goes though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    I just ordered my first iPad. iPad 3 refurbed for $379.

    I just thought someone else might like the price.

    Congrats. I'm a technological invalid. My son bought me the IPad2 64 and wondered if I would use it. I would be ashamed to admit how many hours a day it's in my hand. LOVE it!
    Team Anfkid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queefinout View Post
    Fucker better not be lying. I look to him for technology advice when it comes to these type of things. Still trying to figure out how to where my sim card goes though.
    He'll be explaining the SIM cards on his website when he revolutionizes the Internet.

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    Howie telling the truth would be the fake story

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