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    Howard: "I cant believe I have to go to a polling place to vote Robin. I'm famous."

    Hey dipshit, its called voting by absentee ballot. It's simple to do.
    Just fill out the form on the back of your sample ballot and click the box Always Vote Absentee.

    I do it and im not famous.

    I do it cuz my polling place is run by a ton of confused, slow, elderly people who have nothing better to do.
    And i have no patience for them.
    Please don't cock block me on Twitter

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    wiggy aint going to stand online anywhere
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    "I'm famous" Douchebag actually thinks he's famous just because Mariann the cunt and Bobo the retard think you're famous and lick your balls like there's no tomorrow doesn't mean you're famous. Dick. Fag

    Of all the douchiest things he's said and there are many, this might be the douchiest. After "Beth is an angel","Beth doesn't smell,shit,fart and gets hid on where ever she goes" (yet another lie ) and "I invented everything".

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    wiggy aint going to stand online anywhere
    Howard don't vote...never has!

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    Methinks he's overcompensating his irrelevance by being a pompous ass. He's gone full mental.
    Howard Stern: We were just taking pictures. I'm practicing, I'm learning how to work my camera. So I took some and she said "Submit them to Hampton's Magazine, so it's very nice. But the problem is, if I known it was a cover...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Hey dipshit, its called voting by absentee ballot. It's simple to do.
    Just fill out the form on the back of your sample ballot and click the box Always Vote Absentee.

    I do it and im not famous.

    I do it cuz my polling place is run by a ton of confused, slow, elderly people who have nothing better to do.
    And i have no patience for them.
    Me too! I voted two weeks ago.

    Howard is a tool.
    Please don't use this as your signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd Vaark View Post


    Howchie blends right in with that Soul Glow TM wig.

    I had to study the photo for hours to find him. It's like a Where's Waldo of weaves!
    Please don't use this as your signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd Vaark View Post
    Howard is still registered to vote in Roosevelt?
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    Gary, did Howard actually say that or are you creating a goofy sentence with quotation marks around it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd Vaark View Post
    What type of line is that really????

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    What type of line is that really????

    That must be the "Obama's gonna pay my mortage" line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    What type of line is that really????
    They are all black, so it is either a welfare line or food stamp line

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    Howard would not know how to engage in a regular conversation. The prerequisite for howard's participation is a residence in the ghaymptons, 250 million bones and or hiring capabilities at hgtv

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    What type of line is that really????
    Welfare, food stamp, anything for free....take your pick

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    What type of line is that really????



    oh, that makes me feel better. Must be a cheese line.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    What type of line is that really????
    That is one of the lines for early voting in Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnificent Mr. Hole View Post
    That is one of the lines for early voting in Florida.

    now i know that's a lie.
    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Howard is still registered to vote in Roosevelt?
    He thinks about MLK daily.
    Please don't use this as your signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odd Vaark View Post
    i'd love to give literacy tests to this crew...

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