Howard Stern: "The Howard Stern Musical is Fantastic"

[Beer Chugger]

What a load of steaming, festering dogshit.

[Mcfly]

At this point, Howard claiming to be straight is just fucking silly.

[Quietus]

When they got to the part when Scott Depace started singing is when I bailed.

[Nemo]

[RevHortonHeat]

is he that deluded? so it's a musical about the howard stern show, and all the acts are just references to their own inside jokes and bits? who is looking for this? i really do hope he has sunk his own money into this - although i highly doubt this thing ever sees the light of day.

[MISERABLE66]

It sounds like its gonna be the biggest piece of shit known to man and for that, it will be historic.

[AxlCorey]

I'm pretty sure this is just a horribly lame bit. It won't go any further than that.

[jyanks]

Will Emily be performing in his musical?

[Robert Higgins]

This will be just another in the long list of failed projects in the career of America's Huckster.

http://splitsider.com/2012/02/the-lost-roles-of-howard-stern/

[DogStar69]

Zoo Za Zoo, Joo Ja Jew

[Dainty Jainty]

If it hits the stage, there will be no free VIP section. ALL people must pay! Kimmel, Joan Rovers, Stamos, etc.

[Lou Skunt]

All of the people in his "creative meetings" are secretly laughing at Howard.

[Dainty Jainty]

This will be just another in the long list of failed projects in the career of America's Huckster.

http://splitsider.com/2012/02/the-lost-roles-of-howard-stern/

Jane (unproduced, in development 1997)
Stern signed on to star opposite Melanie Griffith in this independent film that would have been his follow-up to Private Parts. The movie ran into financing difficulties and Stern sued the production company for the $1.5 million he was promised to make the film, but he ended up settling for a $50,000 settlement.

[MobyDick]

This musical thing is a bit, right? I mean that's how I took it, and an unfunny one at that. I don't think Howard has the time and energy for it, the last time he did something similar was in 2006 with the Howard Stern Film Festival.

[Tinman]

I'm pretty sure this is just a horribly lame bit. It won't go any further than that.

I will, it's a fucking bit you morons!

[Dainty Jainty]

I will, it's a fucking bit you morons!

Woah, EEEEASY, big fellah!

[Nemo]

Stern has an all star team of no talent writers.
Head-Fred is the polar opposite of funny.
The legend of John Coger "Jackie" Martling, Jr. continues to grow!

[Tinman]

Woah, EEEEASY, big fellah!

Sorry, every 4 years I get a little emotional. It's whole thing, don't ask.

[Herc]

The circle of homosexuality is complete . . .

[DICKWAD]

Jane (unproduced, in development 1997)
Stern signed on to star opposite Melanie Griffith in this independent film that would have been his follow-up to Private Parts. The movie ran into financing difficulties and Stern sued the production company for the $1.5 million he was promised to make the film, but he ended up settling for a $50,000 settlement.

Of coarse he sued.