When we were kids, my best friend used to refer to flatulence as "Stinkers"

[2Manboobs]

And he referred to Eggs as "Eggy".........


Even then, I remember feeling angered that I was hanging around someone with such lack of creativity. No surprise that we lost contact after 6th grade.

[Scott]

Did he move to San Francisco and join a dance troupe after college?

[UncaDollas]

[2Manboobs]

I think you could have come up with a more creative way of announcing your homosexuality to the masses...