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  1. 11-05-2012, 10:37 PM #1
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    Howard Allan Stern.... Quotable quotes during the "Sandy" era.



    "I was shooting Beth's Christmas card picture. I didn't want my parents in the way so I tried to get them to watch a movie,"
    Howard Allan Stern 11/5/12
    Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
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  2. 11-05-2012, 10:45 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post


    "I was shooting Beth's Christmas card picture. I didn't want my parents in the way so I tried to get them to watch a movie,"
    Howard Allan Stern 11/5/12
    Isn't he a Jew?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Isn't he a Jew?
    Photo Op whoring doesn't discriminate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Isn't he a Jew?
    Howard is such a jew that he is not a jew.

    I listened to an old show where Howard talked about praying. The reason why he is not a member of a temple is because he have to pay to them.
    That is a true jew!
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  5. 11-06-2012, 04:35 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Isn't he a Jew?
    Yes, but the receiving gifts part is irresistable to him...
    "I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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  6. 11-06-2012, 06:05 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herc View Post
    Isn't he a Jew?
    His wife's not though. The card will probably be for her brothers. She'll be dressed in a sheer white nightie and pretend to be an angel looking over baby Jesus (Leon Bear).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post


    "I was shooting Beth's Christmas card picture. I didn't want my parents in the way so I tried to get them to watch a movie,"
    Howard Allan Stern 11/5/12
    Can you imagine what half-naked hot-mess this picture will be from Bethie?
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    Howard shooting anyone is hilarious.


    Howard is the guy who wear black shoes, white socks and short in summer.
    Now that he's in touch with his inner fag, he's one of those assholes who wear Birkenstock sandals with white socks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze View Post
    Howard shooting anyone is hilarious.


    Howard is the guy who wear black shoes, white socks and short in summer.
    Now that he's in touch with his inner fag, he's one of those assholes who wear Birkenstock sandals with white socks.
    That manicure photo is one of my favorites
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    I would like to run your head through a wall.
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    Richard and Sal should interview Howard's sister about Howard's photography.

    The scary thing is that Howard believes he is better taking photos then his sister. " I earn more on my photos = I am better"
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  11. 11-06-2012, 04:30 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by username View Post
    Richard and Sal should interview Howard's sister about Howard's photography.

    The scary thing is that Howard believes he is better taking photos then his sister. " I earn more on my photos = I am better"
    His tutor told him he is better than 90% of professional photographers. Even Robin had to laugh at that one.
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  12. 11-06-2012, 03:22 AM #12
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    "I like cock!" - Howard Stern (Every show)

    Cock, cock, cock!
    Last edited by Mike in Houston; 11-06-2012 at 03:40 AM.
    Making dollar signs like Ted DiBiase.
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  13. 11-06-2012, 03:30 AM #13
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    still trying to make the "Allan" work Ruff?

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