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    Question Ancestry DNA

    anybody done that shit yet?
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Ur adopted, dummy

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    i have my dna profile that is used for forensic identification

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    ain't nobody got time for that
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    Most humans have some Neanderthal DNA


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    pretty sure what mine will show. all recessive physical traits.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    Ur adopted, dummy
    That's why having the location and names of closest genetic matches kind of appeals to me.

    You really are a dumb fuck.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    I'm curious as hell to see what percentage of my DNA is caucasian.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    I'm related to Jesus





















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    how do it know?
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    I see DNA testing on TV all the time. Takes about 10 minutes to do.





















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    I'm curious as hell to see what percentage of my DNA is caucasian.
    They dont want you

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckZ View Post
    Most humans have some Neanderthal DNA
    except africans oddly enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    I did analysis on this and it said I my most probable ethnicity was Texas African American, followed by Japanese. srs

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    What if you were related to the Schmoopys of Long Island?

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    I have not done it, but I'm pretty sure mine would come out "Cracka-Ass-Cracka", with a tiny bit of Native American......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swayze View Post
    What if you were related to the Schmoopys of Long Island?
    My adopted brother always was under the impression he was Italian.... turns out he's a Jew.

    He got a dradle for Christmas.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    I'm gonna get a metric fuck ton of shit if I hane ANY Jew blood.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Pretty sure Hitler is my great grandmother so I'm good.

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