Howard: "Am I so unimportant in show business that I cant get a movie screener?

[DlistCelebutard]

He has to be embarrassed that they are looking at has-beens and Dlisters to sit in the chair....it speaks to the fact that no A lister would consider doing that show. And his appearance did nothing to up the credibility of AGT.

[tv910]

He has to be embarrassed that they are looking at has-beens and Dlisters to sit in the chair....it speaks to the fact that no A lister would consider doing that show. And his appearance did nothing to up the credibility of AGT.

I doubt if they could even get any of the people who have been mentioned as possible judges. Someone like Carrot Top would be a more realistic option and he'd probably get better ratings than Howard.

[shani3]

Naturally, he had to name drop - all of his famous friends. "Matt tells me he gets them. Jimmy tells me he gets them."

The difference is Matt and Jimmy can get the stars of these screeners booked on their shows to promote the movie. Any dj can talk up a movie after seeing it; are the studios supposed to send screeners out to all of them?

[aquadog]

Why does Howard keep comparing himself to David Letterman? In the last few weeks he's done it several times:

Would Letterman's driver do this?
Would Letterman's producer do that?
Would Kimmel let people in Letterman's dressing room?
Why does Letterman get screeners and I don't?

If Howard really thinks he's on the same level as David Letterman he's even more delusional than we thought.

Or Matt Lauer. Really? You can't see why the anchor of the fucking Today show would get a screener of a movie and you wouldn't. Moron!

[lilbuddy67]

Not unimportant. Insignificant.

[MarvelComics85]

I think Howard's head is far beyond up his ass. Pat Cooper was right, he's a bully.

[dexterdog]

Why does Howard keep comparing himself to David Letterman? In the last few weeks he's done it several times:

Would Letterman's driver do this?
Would Letterman's producer do that?
Would Kimmel let people in Letterman's dressing room?
Why does Letterman get screeners and I don't?

If Howard really thinks he's on the same level as David Letterman he's even more delusional than we thought.

Say what you will, Howard probably has more marbles than Letterman and Kimmel combined...

[Herc]

Gary Can't Bully:

1. The Power Company - Into restoring the power just for his kin.

2. Screeners - Please. For years Howard has had this problem. It will never be resolved where he will get every movie ever created.

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P.S. The 90's are gone. Howard has no stroke anymore . . .

[ZevonFan]

I heard him whining about the indignity of it all. "I'm a prominent personality, famous, on a top tv show and national radio show"

Get over yourself. Yeah, he's delusional. It's annoying that nobody can penetrate that huge ego and show him how we really see him.
I hope he never gets to brag about getting screeners.

[username]

Howard lives in his dreamworld there he believes he have 20 million listeners (in real life 70000).
Howard also measures success with how much money they have. So in Wiggy's head he is 10 times as important then Letterman.

The movie studios offers screeners on real film with projectionist. That is not good enough for Howard. He wants DVDs that he can trade for blowjobs by Ralph.

[Herc]

He wants DVDs that he can trade for blowjobs by Ralph.

For every 10 DVD Screeners Howard gets. Beth lets him tug his tiny circumcised cock in the corner of the room. While Nacho plows into her large gaping Moose Knuckle Twat . . .

[Sunny]

There was a pretty good pause after that question. Even Robin held back. Gary, desperate for praise, jumped in with bullshit.

[Herc]

Howard used to scream at society to pay for movies instead of downloading them. Because if we don't studios won't spend money to create great movies. Is what he's doing any different really? Hypocrite Howie strikes again . . .

[LobsterTails]

Today he said Gaga would be a good choice for a judge on AGT. Sorry Howard, real stars don't do cheesy summer replacement versions of the Gong Show. That's why they hired you instead.

Are you saying that Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhof aren't "real" stars?