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    Taking Shits at Work

    I'm sick of it and boycotting it.

    I used to shit 2 times a day at work but now I"ve trained my asshole to only shit on my home thrown.

    Somebody always walks in while I'm shitting or there is somebody else dumping when I want to shit.

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    fuck that, I love getting paid to shit
    come to my hangout thread - its the best ever
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    Lol
    I'm shitting at work as I type this

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    I do it everyday at 10:30am..they have a crew of mexicans that clean the bathroom twice a day so it seeems pretty sanitary for a public restroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    I do it everyday at 10:30am..they have a crew of mexicans that clean the bathroom twice a day so it seeems pretty sanitary for a public restroom.
    That sounds nice

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    That sounds nice
    it's lovely..even have a wall mounted hand sanitizer dispenser.
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Lisa G takes shits at work.

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    I generally grind only at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckZ View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    Son.

    Hey Goaty!


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    home thrown huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oderus View Post
    home thrown huh?
    My weed is home groan.

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    does ur fat mother shit in a diaper?

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    I'm crapping at work this week indeed. My sewer line is busted at home and until the city boogs fix it, I'll be holding it until I get to work.

    Or I could just shit in the hole in front of my house.

    Last edited by VAsiCkBoy; 11-05-2012 at 11:17 AM.

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    Pro Tip

    Flush toilet while evacuating to help with sound
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    World's biggest cock punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ano View Post
    Pro Tip

    Flush toilet while evacuating to help with sound
    And smell

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    Not only do a drop bombs at work, I proudly walk to the throne room with newspaper in hand

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    I try not to shit at my customers' offices. Instead I find a hotel. Their shitters are always nice and clean.

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    this weekend i was reading about how the gubment of india has hired a p/r firm to help educate the masses about the faux paus of shitting in the street...
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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