After she called him a jerk for doing his annoyingly loud "Ha Ha Ha" (sarcastic) laugh when finding out a Nor-easter was now heading their way.
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11-05-2012, 09:29 AM #1DS Supporter
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Howard tells mother: Get the fuck out of here!
Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
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11-05-2012, 09:33 AM #2Maverick
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They are a burden on Howard
Neighbors only help them because they are connected to Howard
Their home would have fallen down if Howard didn't pay for repairs
His mom wanted to.... egads, help people instead of animoesSam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 09:35 AM #3DS Supporter
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"My mother shouldn't be around small children. That's all I want to say."
"I always picked up a vibe that he (Howard) was slightly homo." -Fred.
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11-05-2012, 09:36 AM #4Maverick
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"I'm going to ship YOUR parents home and you're going to go with them and take care of them" to Ellen
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 09:37 AM #5DS Supporter
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I didn't think Howard could top last weeks disgustingness.
Originally Posted by SleepingWarrior
They are a burden on Howard
Neighbors only help them because they are connected to Howard
Their home would have fallen down if Howard didn't pay for repairs
His mom wanted to.... egads, help people instead of animoesJon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.
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11-05-2012, 09:38 AM #6Maverick
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You know, I love his parent impressions... gotta admit it. For a show with NO CONTENT today, they DO fill a void.
But does he really think that droning on and on about them and all of the "HELP" he's giving them doesn't sound awful after a while?? He just complains constantly about having to HELP his family. And be real: it ain't HIM helping - it's the HELP helping them!!!
I mean, your dad's 88 yrs old - is it THAT big a deal to spoon some food onto his plate?? Jeezus christ.
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11-05-2012, 09:41 AM #7Maverick
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You know that Beth has to be pressuring Howard to get his parents out of their house.
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11-05-2012, 09:42 AM #8Maverick
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Nah, on this I'll give her a pass, this is 95% Howard Originally Posted by Beer Chugger
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 09:42 AM #9Loud Mouth Drunk
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I lost my mom last year to cancer. I would give anything to have her back. Howard really should appreciate every moment he has with his family. You never know when they could be gone forever.
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11-05-2012, 09:44 AM #10Maverick
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I'm sorry about your mom... Originally Posted by jon1972us
But to reply about Howard: he HAS to complain about helping them! It's COMEDY GOLD!
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11-05-2012, 09:48 AM #11Maverick
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Now she complains too much
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 09:54 AM #12Maverick
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he wants to stick em in an old age home for their own good or for his?
the witch is stealing an hourglass..get it?... time bandit
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11-05-2012, 09:57 AM #13Maverick
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Hey they were going to interrupt Howard and Beth's X-mas card shoot so they deserve to be in a home or should just die Originally Posted by Time Bandit
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 10:04 AM #14Maverick
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Originally Posted by SleepingWarrior
I agree 100%...they are SUCH a burden, these people who gave you life - the nerve to continue to live and need help once in a while....
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11-05-2012, 10:08 AM #15Maverick
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doesn't howie's mom hate animoes in the house? i hope there's no friction there
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11-05-2012, 10:11 AM #16Maverick
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My dad passed away a few weeks ago at the age of 67 so maybe I'm just extra sensitive right now but I wanted to drop kick him during the parent rant today.
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11-05-2012, 10:12 AM #17Maverick
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Hell, both of mine are living and I still want to do that. Originally Posted by aquadog
Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 10:14 AM #18DS Supporter
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theyve been there a WHOLE day!! How much is a person expected to take?
"I pull out. I never use condoms, I'm a married man." Howard Stern 1996
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11-05-2012, 10:16 AM #19Maverick
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He has been saying his parents showed up on Thursday but its Howard so that could be a lie Originally Posted by PI Nate
theyve been there a WHOLE day!! How much is a person expected to take?Sam Simon @simonsam I SWIM, fuckwad. RT: @sleepinwarrior You burn more fuel flying to your Hawaiian getaways than most people with a car use in a year.
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11-05-2012, 10:19 AM #20DS Supporter
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I think it's just hard for Howard to see his parents not functioning at full capacity.
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