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    Sharon Osbourne Has Double Mastectomy

    She doesn't have breast cancer... but she cut off both breasts because she found out she was genetically predisposed - ie. she has a gene that merely increases the risk of getting breast cancer.



    Speaking to Hello! Magazine, she said: 'As soon as I found out I had the breast cancer gene, I thought: "The odds are not in my favour".

    'I've had cancer before and I didn't want to live under that cloud: I decided to just take everything off, and had a double mastectomy.'

    Sharon then added: 'The surgery was 13 hours in total – the recovery was definitely not pleasant. They reconstructed my breasts at the same time: they're very small now. I'm happy with them but I wasn't that concerned with how they would look – I wanted to be cancer-free.'

    'You can't buy your youth back, no matter how much money you've got,' Sharon added. 'I won't be going under the knife again.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by JaredWD View Post
    'You can't buy your youth back, no matter how much money you've got,' Sharon added. 'I won't be going under the knife again.'
    She sure spent a lot of money trying before she realized it.

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    wants to be cancer free

    so she puts two fake plastic bags inside her body

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrotMeAround View Post
    She sure spent a lot of money trying before she realized it.
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    was this recently done, the surgery? cause at her age youd think shed a just kept the tits and took a chance
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    Poor gal. Good luck to her!
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    i knew a woman who had the preventive mastectomy because of a genetic disposition to breast cancer....i don't really understand what it does because i would imagine the dna and cells are still in the body.


    scary.
    Last edited by isabella; 11-05-2012 at 08:26 AM.

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    Poor Ozzy. He needs to get rid of her and get himself a new one with a brand new shiny set like this. He's the Prince of Darkness damn it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Higgins View Post
    Poor Ozzy. He needs to get rid of her and get himself a new one with a brand new shiny set like this. He's the Prince of Darkness damn it.

    dammit! i forgot what i was gonna write in here. DAMN YOU, TITTIES!!!!!

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    Ozzy to his credit did try to strangle Sharon once

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrotMeAround View Post
    She sure spent a lot of money trying before she realized it.
    And she spent her youth being fat, which pretty much negated it anyway.
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    I hope Ozzy gave her a nice gift before the operation



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    Not like those tits were needed anyway
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    Now just cut the head off and she'll be perfect.

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