post something that we dont already know about you?

**PI Nate** · 11-04-2012, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Fat Bald Drunk

Thanks. It was either that one or one of me hugging schmoopy

dat fool is MIA...

**Fat Bald Drunk** · 11-04-2012, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by PI Nate

dat fool is MIA...

Dristan bender?

**bobtraw** · 11-04-2012, 08:23 AM

While Schmoopy's gone, can anyone explain why he hasn't had a girlfriend in years, other than the fact that he's homosexual? I think he explained once but I don't remember seeing it.

**PI Nate** · 11-04-2012, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by Fat Bald Drunk

Dristan bender?

dawg even started a thread about it...

**Fat Bald Drunk** · 11-04-2012, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by bobtraw

While Schmoopy's gone, can anyone explain why he hasn't had a girlfriend in years, other than the fact that he's homosexual? I think he explained once but I don't remember seeing it.

I have an idea but who am I to judge.

**bobtraw** · 11-04-2012, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by Fat Bald Drunk

I have an idea but who am I to judge.

I would like to hear.

**RH Goatcabin** · 11-04-2012, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by keywordpk

Me, too.

**Fat Bald Drunk** · 11-04-2012, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by bobtraw

I would like to hear.

I will speak personally. This has nothing to do with Schmoopy, as I do not know if this is true about him. This is simply something about myself and why I have not had a girlfriend or a relationship in a very long time. I will type about myself.

I have an addiction problem. This in my mind is a very difficult thing to deal with when it comes to a relationship.

1) I can hide it but eventually it will come out. This is basically lying to the person you are meeting.
2) I do not want to be changed. The other person cannot change me. I need to seek change.
3) Due to my addiction, I would never want to hide it only to hurt another person when they realize who I really am.
4) My addiction in turn becomes more important than relationships.

When you are an addict as I am, I have realized that I am not the kind of person that deserves a relationship. I will only hurt someone because of it. Due to this, it is better to be with one's self versus seeking another person.

How is that?

**bobtraw** · 11-04-2012, 08:46 AM

Originally Posted by Fat Bald Drunk

I will speak personally. This has nothing to do with Schmoopy, as I do not know if this is true about him. This is simply something about myself and why I have not had a girlfriend or a relationship in a very long time. I will type about myself.

I have an addiction problem. This in my mind is a very difficult thing to deal with when it comes to a relationship.

1) I can hide it but eventually it will come out. This is basically lying to the person you are meeting.
2) I do not want to be changed. The other person cannot change me. I need to seek change.
3) Due to my addiction, I would never want to hide it only to hurt another person when they realize who I really am.
4) My addiction in turn becomes more important than relationships.

When you are an addict as I am, I have realized that I am not the kind of person that deserves a relationship. I will only hurt someone because of it. Due to this, it is better to be with one's self versus seeking another person.

How is that?

That sounds very sad. You don't seem like a bad person at all and you deserve a relationship in my opinion.

**Fat Bald Drunk** · 11-04-2012, 08:47 AM

Not sad traw. just truth. i care enough about others that I do not want to hurt them anymore because of my baggage. I have done enough damage.

Alone is good.

**Fat Bald Drunk** · 11-04-2012, 08:49 AM

If there was any doubt this is me, that went out the window.

I didn't come back to boo hoo. I am just the same guy I have always been. A realist and truthful person.

**Diogenes1** · 11-04-2012, 08:53 AM

I would like to destroy myself into a cloud bomb of light and failure.

**gwartney** · 11-04-2012, 08:54 AM

I had an interview this week with a lady that had to be in her mid sixties but had a fantastic face lift. Ida considered doing her.

**VAsiCkBoy** · 11-04-2012, 08:57 AM

Last month I was backed up from not masturbating for almost two weeks. I found some nice Asian porn and when I let loose, it landed all over my cat's head.

**KOC** · 11-04-2012, 08:59 AM

I've never owned an umbrella, and when I've been a position where someone's expected me to use one, I've fucking hated it.

**Fat Bald Drunk** · 11-04-2012, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by KOC

I've never owned an umbrella, and when I've been a position where someone's expected me to use one, I've fucking hated it.

The only reason I own one is because I guess you are supposed to have one in NYC.

**renchfrieswith** · 11-04-2012, 09:04 AM

I'm writing a novel.

**P-B** · 11-04-2012, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy

Last month I was backed up from not masturbating for almost two weeks. I found some nice Asian porn and when I let loose, it landed all over my cat's head.

If your cat is male, then that makes you a queerhomofag.

**KOC** · 11-04-2012, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Fat Bald Drunk

The only reason I own one is because I guess you are supposed to have one in NYC.

Oh, bullshit. If you put all my visits together, I've spent months in NYC and been there through some torrential downpours. I still don't rock an umbrella. It's raining. I get rained on. I'm tall, so I also hate trying to share an umbrella being held by someone else, and if I take the umbrella I hate having to navigate other umbrellas while keeping both of us protected. I want to fire the goddamned thing into traffic.