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    I like to play with myself when I read the bible

    Everytime i read the Bible my penis stand up straight away, i get somwhat playfull and start feeling it. I squees it till it turns blue and i start jacking off, and now the pages are stuck together with my cum. could you please send me another bible Howard Stern??

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    There's a ton of hawt pervin' goin' on in there....incest, bestiality, UH, sodomy, etc.
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    This place is going to shit ...everyone with the gimmick

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    when I was a kid and heard that god made Eve put clothes on it made me hate him even more
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    Quote Originally Posted by gridman View Post
    This place is going to shit ...everyone with the gimmick
    It's like a virus or something.....
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by gridman View Post
    This place is going to shit ...everyone with the gimmick
    Is your gimmick being a grouch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    Is your gimmick being a grouch?
    no..Calling things like I see it

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    Quote Originally Posted by gridman View Post
    no..Calling things like I see it
    That's something grouchy people say.

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    "I don't mean anything bad by saying he was trying to Jew me down, I'm just calling it like I see it!" That's how racist asswipes and confused elderly people get away with saying vitriolic crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    That's something grouchy people say.
    Then I guess you pegged me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobtraw View Post
    "I don't mean anything bad by saying he was trying to Jew me down, I'm just calling it like I see it!" That's how racist asswipes and confused elderly people get away with saying vitriolic crap.
    I'm a confused elderly racist asswipe, and vitriolic crap is mah faaaaavorite kind of crap, except maybe impotent rage....
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I'm a confused elderly racist asswipe, and vitriolic crap is mah faaaaavorite kind of crap, except maybe impotent rage....
    I have so much impotent rage, too!

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